Rumorz...

[Wookiegirl]

that he came back only cuz he missed me

 

[SammyStephens]

Found her life's meaning through watching Hee Haw

 

[Mase]

Murdered his parents, and framed his brother.

 

[SammyStephens]

Rolls own poo into small balls

 

[Mase]

Smears his poo on his own dick, since it pleasures him to no end.

 

[SammyStephens]

Streaks Hockey games

 

[Mase]

Streaks wedding ceremonies

 

[SammyStephens]

Cries while watching Disney movies

 

[lonemeditater]

eats cannibal pie, made only from the freshest cannibals

 

[SammyStephens]

Runner up in this years Hoggin Championship

 

[Mase]

Cries while watching porn movies

 

[SammyStephens]

Plucks hair from taint with tweezers

 

[Mase]

Cuts some of his pubes off to use it in his sandwich

 

[SammyStephens]

Feeds GF beans then tries to talk her into anal

 

[Maggot344]

wtf

Masturbates in mcdonalds burger and gives to hobos

 

[SammyStephens]

Fondles the mannequins at JC Penny

 

[Maggot344]

Wtf How'd you KnoW?

Has mother hold out pan when taking shit because is too busy on computer

 

[SammyStephens]

Ties himself up when he masturbates

 

[Anie]

Sucks his own *ahem*

 

[SammyStephens]

Sucks his own *ahem*

Cause I can reach and not because of flexibility