Rumorz...

[jctauss]

is really hairy

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

has smelly feet

 

[SammyStephens]

Burnt water

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

eats crayons

 

[SammyStephens]

Got stuck on a pole attempting a naked outdoor pole dance in Alaska

 

[Anie]

takes pills to stiffen

 

[SammyStephens]

Slips "stiffening" pills into my drinks

 

[Anie]

Knows I do it and still loves it

 

[SammyStephens]

*suspiciously leaves drink unattended*

Wears flip flops to bed

 

[jctauss]

really wants to "do" anie

 

[SammyStephens]

really wants to "do" anie

That is no rumor, that is fact.


Favorite gifts for Christmas was a sheep, velcro gloves and roller skates

 

[satinbutterfly]

Is really a woman pretending to be a man.

 

[SammyStephens]

Goes to mattress stores to rip the tags off of the mattresses

 

[satinbutterfly]

Is a graffiti artist.

 

[SammyStephens]

Sneaks into movie theaters not to see movies, but to sniff the seats after everyone leaves

 

[satinbutterfly]

Ewwww!

Shaves his armpits.

 

[SammyStephens]

Shaves my armpits

 

[satinbutterfly]

Eww again!

Shaves this guy's armpits

 

[SammyStephens]

Eww again!

Shaves this guy's armpits

I shave his armpits cause if I don't, you will not sex him up

 

[satinbutterfly]

LMAO! Nice...

Wants to be a rollergirl.