Lost Car

[kelvin070]

A drunk man was walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth.

A policeman came up to him and asked, “Sir, what are you doing?”

The drunk replied, “I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys.”

The police officer said, “Sir, do you know your zipper is down?”

The drunk replied, “Damn, I lost my wife too!”

 

[BeautifulHeart]

A drunk man was walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth.

A policeman came up to him and asked, “Sir, what are you doing?”

The drunk replied, “I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys.”

The police officer said, “Sir, do you know your zipper is down?”

The drunk replied, “Damn, I lost my wife too!”

Thats funny but wrong tut tut

 

[Ryder]

I dont get it.

 

[kelvin070]

I dont get it.

Little ambigious though but I guess his zipper is down cuz he is a womaniser and his wife got to know

 

[Ryder]

What about the car?

 

[kelvin070]

What about the car?

The gist of it here is the zipper

 

[Ryder]

That must have been painful.

 

[Peter Parka]

Rofl!:24:

 

[Sam]

lolz good one

 

[The Joker]

I dont get it.

Well his car was on the end of his keys, and he meant that the wife was giving him a blow job and thus on the end of his dick, thus his fly being down.

 

[kelvin070]

Well his car was on the end of his keys, and he meant that the wife was giving him a blow job and thus on the end of his dick, thus his fly being down.

Lol, I thought his zipper was down after seeing another woman. But I guess your interpretation is more accurate

 

[UppinSmoke]

:24: @ you lot :24:

 

[AUFred]

he missed the car first?