lumpenstein
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Showers. They are much easier. Baths are for special occasions when time is not a factor.
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Showers. They are much easier. Baths are for special occasions when time is not a factor.
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lumpenstein
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Why not a little of both? Variety, they say, is the spice of life.
Ummmm...... no further comments required.
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I have yet to make out my will. Yes, I am remiss.Have you made out your will?
And will you please add me to it? Hey.... I could use some extra cash if you cash in.... and of course I realize that won't be for many many many years... but still.... better to be prepared I always say.
(I cannot wait to hear this answer!)
There will be no cash or anything else for anybody other than Melissa and Liam.
Once I snuff it I will bequeath to you all my tokenz.
lumpenstein
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Correction: my thoughts have yet to be provoked. You are dealing with a rather substantial intellect and I have seen precious little here to challenge it. The biggest challenge I have is actually typing. I can only manage about 25 words per minute. I also use the backspace key a lot.
You are a kind man, Lumpy. I would rather your wife receive your tokenz. I am not that big of a tokenz whore.
lumpenstein
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So far? You!
What sort of topic shall I question you about that would provoke your intellect?
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hi lumpster! I am going out but saw you were here and wanted to say *mwah*
give MJ's bewb a squeeze for me....she's a temptress that one
If "mwah" was a question, yes I am puckering for you!
Since you are such a sweetheart consider them both squeezed in your honour!
lumpenstein
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You are a kind man, Lumpy. I would rather your wife receive your tokenz. I am not that big of a tokenz whore.
I only have 16,000. That and a dollar will buy you a newspaper.
lumpenstein
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There is a thread in another forumI am involved with. We are discussing the nature of mythos and logos and their relationship to science and religion. Any useful input there would be provoking.
Here ya go Red.
*swoon*
lumpenstein
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I didn't know I was swoonable!
I didn't know I was swoonable!
And you think that's a bad thing? :eek
lumpenstein
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I have never considered it, in all seriousness. I never felt myself to be good-looking - rather plain, actually. Tell me: what is good-looking to you?
For me, a woman is good-looking because of her ____________.
Because of her what? Only one thing? Really?
For me, a man is good-looking because of his......
there are many variables really. Starting with personality. Charm, wit, humor, ability to laugh at oneself and with another.
Tenderness and toughness rolled into one.
Ability to communicate effectively and honestly.
There for the good times and the bad times.
You, Jim, have most of that from what I know of you. And I knew you before I saw you. Getting down to the basics of good looks... you have that and an attractiveness about you too..... a smile that is sincere as seen with your mouth as well as your eyes.
You are aware that your wife is gonna wanna kick my ass now aren't you? :eek
Hi, Melissa..... :waving: :surrender He asked! :nod:
sierrabravo
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should i buy a magic 8 ball?
lumpenstein
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No, she will sit back with a smug smile and say, "I knew that. And he's all mine!"
Thank you for the compliments but I am a simple man with simple needs and desires.
You said it yourself. The eyes. They are everything for me. "Windows of the soul". I really believe that, whatever "soul" means.
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