Go Ahead: Ask me ANYTHING!!!

[lumpenstein]

When are we delivering Dave's Christmas present?

Probably not until after Christmas.

 

[lumpenstein]

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received?

The home theatre system we got at the Christmas party two years ago.

 

[lumpenstein]

What are you looking forward to?

Liam!

 

[jassilem]

What is the most precious gift you have received?

 

[lumpenstein]

When you hold Liam in your arms for the first time, will you have doubts about your non-belief in a God?

Not at all.

 

[jassilem]

What is the most precious thing you have given?

 

[lumpenstein]

have you always had 'lip hair'? LOL

...only Mulder and you can pull off that, you know...I think both of you would look not right without them.

Not always. I can send a grade 8 picture of me if you want!

But if you mean during my adult life, almost. I shaved it off once when I first met Melissa but it looked so strange I never shaved it again.

 

[lumpenstein]

What's your first thought upon rising?

*Looks down* Pride! :cool

 

[jassilem]

Not always. I can send a grade 8 picture of me if you want!

But if you mean during my adult life, almost. I shaved it off once when I first met Melissa but it looked so strange I never shaved it again.

But he never took a damn picture! :willy_nilly:

 

[lumpenstein]

Will your wife post a picture of you with a beard? *hint hint*

That's a question more for her. If she wants to take a picture and post it, that's her business. Right now the beard is only about a week and a half old so it looks umkempt. I look more like a panhandler.

 

[RedRyder]

*Looks down* Pride! :cool

I like a man on the same wavelength as mine..... :ninja

 

[lumpenstein]

While you're catching up on your earlier questions....

Is it cold enough for you?

Too cold! Despite being a Canadian boy, I do not like winter.

 

[lumpenstein]

What's your dream vacation destination?

Definately the vinyards of Italy and France. Tuscany and Burgundy would do nicely.

 

[RedRyder]

That's a question more for her. If she wants to take a picture and post it, that's her business. Right now the beard is only about a week and a half old so it looks umkempt. I look more like a panhandler.

I am patient.... I can wait.


Ohhhh Melissa.......

 

[jassilem]

I am patient.... I can wait.


Ohhhh Melissa.......

I asked him to hand me the camera... and he hasn't.

 

[lumpenstein]

What part of NO don't you understand?

I understand all parts of no. First comes the N, a constanent, the 14th letter of our alphabet. Next comes O, the 15th letter, and a vowel. No is a negation, a non-positive response to a question or signifying an absense, such as "There is no Gin in this house."

 

[lumpenstein]

Would not having a white Christmas bother you at all?

Not at all. I am already tired of having to shovel the shit.

 

[Wookiegirl]

hi lumpster! I am going out but saw you were here and wanted to say *mwah*
give MJ's bewb a squeeze for me....she's a temptress that one

 

[lumpenstein]

When you say "stupidest shit possible", you of course don't mean my questions, right?

That term was in reference to Alien.

 

[lumpenstein]

How often do you brush your teeth?


Oh hell yes.... inquiring minds need to know!

You mean tooth?