Ask me any question ..... Just don't expect to like the answer :D

[Alien Allen]

Are you a part of a clique? If not, what do you think of cliques?

I can not stand them

If I am part of one I am unaware of it.

remember I hate dealing with people

 

[Panic]

Have you ever had an std?

 

[RedRyder]

Next question......... ^^^^^^^^^^ :24: :willy_nilly:

 

[Panic]

McCain or Obama?

 

[Alien Allen]

Have you ever had an std?

you would have to get laid first wouldn't ya?? :eek

nope

but i could have :nod:

My first roomate was a bouncer at a bar. One sunday night he was not working and had a fight with his fiance and decided we should go to the disco. it was pretty empty being a sunday and he got drinking as did I. after a while he came up to me and said one of the regulars wanted to talk to me. he said she had the hots for me and he tried to get me hooked up. I said nope.... a while later he came back and asked for the keys to my car. guess she really was horny and he was always that way so off they went to christen my car. a week later he tells me he went to the dr. and found out he picked up an infection. :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

McCain or Obama?

Ron Paul :thumbup

 

[RedRyder]

you would have to get laid first wouldn't ya?? :eek

nope

but i could have :nod:

My first roomate was a bouncer at a bar. One sunday night he was not working and had a fight with his fiance and decided we should go to the disco. it was pretty empty being a sunday and he got drinking as did I. after a while he came up to me and said one of the regulars wanted to talk to me. he said she had the hots for me and he tried to get me hooked up. I said nope.... a while later he came back and asked for the keys to my car. guess she really was horny and he was always that way so off they went to christen my car. a week later he tells me he went to the dr. and found out he picked up an infection. :24:

:24: :willy_nilly:

 

[Panic]

Yea, I saw him on the debates months ago. He seemed nice. Fred Thompson is so ugly.

Don't you love my political commentary?

 

[Alien Allen]

:24: :willy_nilly:

tis true

You would have to know me and the situation as to why I would turn down such an invitation at the time.

But I laughed my ass off when he told me he had a problem. Then the horn dog had to find out a way to avoid sex with the fiance for a while.

and they were banging away almost nightly when they were not fighting. :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

Yea, I saw him on the debates months ago. He seemed nice. Fred Thompson is so ugly.

Don't you love my political commentary?

Thompson blew it. He is a folksy kind of guy. He should have done better. I don't think he wanted to run but was pushed into it.

Paul is the one that looks like the mean old man. If that guy had Obamas charisma he would be ahead by 20 points right now

 

[RedRyder]

tis true

You would have to know me and the situation as to why I would turn down such an invitation at the time.

But I laughed my ass off when he told me he had a problem. Then the horn dog had to find out a way to avoid sex with the fiance for a while.

and they were banging away almost nightly when they were not fighting. :24:

She was ugly wasn't she? :24:

Seriously.... what a hoot!
Did your friend ever get married to the fiance?

 

[Panic]

Did he wear a condom?

 

[Alien Allen]

Did he wear a condom?

well I was not there watching what was going on.

I had more important things to worry about.

But I would think he probably did not.

or if so he should have sued the dam manufacturer. :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

She was ugly wasn't she? :24:

Seriously.... what a hoot!
Did your friend ever get married to the fiance?

no she was an amazon and I am vertically challenged if you want to know the truth. i thought it was a set up.

and yup they got married. and still are

 

[RedRyder]

no she was an amazon and I am vertically challenged if you want to know the truth. i thought it was a set up.

and yup they got married. and still are

Definitely something I might have thought too if I were in your position. Friends can be such asses at times just to get a laugh or ten! :nod:

Married still. Did he ever tell her what happened?

 

[Panic]

Wow, he's lucky he didn't catch aids.

 

[Alien Allen]

Definitely something I might have thought too if I were in your position. Friends can be such asses at times just to get a laugh or ten! :nod:

Married still. Did he ever tell her what happened?

i doubt it.

 

[Alien Allen]

Wow, he's lucky he didn't catch aids.

we are old men \\:surrender

this was before aids. but plenty of other stuff to get

 

[RedRyder]

Goodnight Bill....
Same time tomorrow?

 

[jassilem]

Favourite actress?