Kannibal Wolf
New Member
Yes, this is a little sexist, but oh well, i'll accept any remarks I get back. I deserve it.And about 90% of this isn't mine. LOL
You want= You want
We need = I want
It's your decision= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want= You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk= I need to complain
Sure... go ahead= I don't want you to.
I'm not upset= Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly= You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.= Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!= I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights.= I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient= I want a new house.
I want new curtains= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes= the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there= NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise= I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?= I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute.= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?= Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.= Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?= [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes= No
No= No
Maybe= No
No I'm sorry.= You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?= It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling!= Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
You want= You want
We need = I want
It's your decision= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want= You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk= I need to complain
Sure... go ahead= I don't want you to.
I'm not upset= Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly= You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.= Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!= I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights.= I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient= I want a new house.
I want new curtains= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes= the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there= NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise= I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?= I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute.= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?= Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.= Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?= [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes= No
No= No
Maybe= No
No I'm sorry.= You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?= It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling!= Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
