An open letter to...

[Anie]

Dear Richard, Stanky, Rob,

Thanks for the laughs last night

-Anie

 

[canidae]

Tom,

Yeah, I don't have the swamp cooler even remotely ready to go yet, but it's suppose to cool off here, so up on the roof I go - sunburn in 10 minutes :mad

Sounds like I had the better flight, as the wife and son were occupying the seats next to me.

It was my son's first airplane ride. He was so excited he slept through most of it

James

 

[Anie]

PS, I want to see those great eyes you have again Richard, just wish you weren't so shy to hang out with me outside work!

 

[Veronica]

Dear Tom,

I am really sorry your mom is so sick.. Just remember it gets worse before it gets better. Dont lose hope! Be strong for her.

Love
V

 

[NuckingFuts]

Damn it V.

I mean

Dear V.

I know what you mean.
I just am having the
worst time excepting all
of this. I am truely thankful
for your well wishes you have
been giving me. through all
of this.

I gotta stop typing, you
got me all emotional again!
What did I tell you before about
doing this to me?


Thanks sweetie
Tom

 

[Veronica]

Dear Tom,

STOP right now!!!!!! NO getting upset!

I know how hard this is. But the most important thing is to be there for her. Dont show her you are upset. I really wish I was there to help you through this. (however, zach would probably hurt me lol). Just remember, you have a forum FULL of your supporters!

BIG HUG!
V

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Boss Lady

This is just way too new
for me. However I will get
it together. Nothing personal
to everyone else on here, but you
know that there are just a small handful
of people on here that I would talk to
about this.

Big hug backatcha

Tom

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dear Wife,


You better brace yourself

Just sayin'

Love You Always,
Your Man

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Orthodontist,

Thank you for ripping out my bosses teeth, forcing her to be out tomorrow.


Sincerely,

Surfin' Sam

 

[Veronica]

Dear Wife,


You better brace yourself

Just sayin'

Love You Always,
Your Man

Dear Husband,

I am ready for ya.. got all the special things you like ready


.....oh.. you meant your real wife. DANG

Signed
Hurt

 

[jassilem]

Dear Phone,

I know you are working... I get answering machines..

So much for friends that have lives (even when they set up a time to call LOL) ...

Signed..
Talking to automated systems..

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Red

Thank you I
really needed that!

Now get over here
and seduce me!
I really need that
right now as well!


Tom

Dear Tom,

How in the hell did I miss this? :eek

Seducing I can do. :cool

At you beck and call,
RedRyder

 

[canidae]

Dear Surfin' Sam,

I just invited your boss to OTz

She just PMed me

You're fired!

Sincerely,

Devil dog

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Devil dog,

Bark up my tree.

Standing Tall,
RedRyder

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Surfin' Sam,

I just invited your boss to OTz

She just PMed me

You're fired!

Sincerely,

Devil dog

Dear Crotch Sniffer-

My boss is Satan in high heels. Pure evil.

I figure she should be a MOD by the end of the week.



Craving Your Wife,

Sam

 

[canidae]

My dearest Red,

Spring has sprung!

Or was it something else :ninja

Your faithful protector,

Rottie

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Rottie,

I like when Spring sprungs.
But it's the Fall I'm after.
After after of course.

Your Seasonal One,
RedRyder

 

[canidae]

Dear Red,

You cannot have the Fall until the Summer heat is done
After that, the Fall is almost guaranteed
I just hope Winter doesn't come too soon

Waiting for the Monsoon,

Sun Dog

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Red,

You cannot have the Fall until the Summer heat is done
After that, the Fall is almost guaranteed
I just hope Winter doesn't come too soon

Waiting for the Monsoon,

Sun Dog

*wipes away a tear*
That was beautiful...

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear Crotch Sniffer-

My boss is Satan in high heels. Pure evil.

I figure she should be a MOD by the end of the week.



Craving Your Wife,

Sam

Sam
her and I have been on the phone all night
wait until you get to work tomorrow
there is a pretty pink slip on your desk
~A