Random PW thread!

[Suzie]

Heres a story about a Jazzy I think is funny... but everyone else might think its stupid... but Ill tell it anyway cuz Im bored ...

 

[GuesSAngel]

tell away...

 

[Jersey]

we dont need no education... we dont need no thought control... no dark sarcasm in the classroom... teacher leave them kids alone


all in all... its just another brick in the wall

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I alrady ran into the entertainment center with my crutches a few min ago. I have a feeling its gonna leave a bruise

 

[Jersey]

like we're making really worthwhile stories?? im sure it'll be a nice break from our BS

 

[AUDRAA]

lol sorry hun but that struck me as funny

 

[Jersey]

i ran into my kitch shelves annd tore a hole in my pants-- and im SOBER!!!

 

[GuesSAngel]

yeah cause i don't wanna hear your bs anymore



hahaha j/k! <3

 

[GuesSAngel]

i run into everything when i'm sober.

 

[GuesSAngel]

it's when i'm drunk that i'm able to focus better

 

[Suzie]

The neighbor next to me (his wife and him) both have jazzys. Well my dad lives on the other side of us, and he was coming home and he saw a Jazzy in the middle of the road down the street from us with noone on it. He comes up closer to our house and sees Katherine (our neighbor) walking up her driveway. He then sees her husband Bill riding his jazzy down the road towards the other jazzy. My dad asks if everythings ok. And Bill says, "can you help me get the other jazzy back to the house". So my dad parks his car and walks over there to the jazzy and sees that there was some lever stuck and he got it fixed. So then my dad gets on the jazzy next to Bill on HIS jazzy and they start heading home. Then the other neighbor said "hows it going" to my dad. And my dad says "NOT NOW, cant you see I am racing a wheelchair", and kept going. Yeah, that actually cracked me up when I heard it!!!!!

 

[Jersey]

i'm a klutz... always...

 

[GuesSAngel]

i think it's b/c i'm concentrating on not making an ass out of myself.

 

[GuesSAngel]

haha i think it's a funny story lol

 

[Jersey]

The neighbor next to me (his wife and him) both have jazzys. Well my dad lives on the other side of us, and he was coming home and he saw a Jazzy in the middle of the road down the street from us with noone on it. He comes up closer to our house and sees Katherine (our neighbor) walking up her driveway. He then sees her husband Bill riding his jazzy down the road towards the other jazzy. My dad asks if everythings ok. And Bill says, "can you help me get the other jazzy back to the house". So my dad parks his car and walks over there to the jazzy and sees that there was some lever stuck and he got it fixed. So then my dad gets on the jazzy next to Bill on HIS jazzy and they start heading home. Then the other neighbor said "hows it going" to my dad. And my dad says "NOT NOW, cant you see I am racing a wheelchair", and kept going. Yeah, that actually cracked me up when I heard it!!!!!

that was so NOT a stupid story!!!! i just laughed out lous

 

[Suzie]

haha...thanks. Its funnier if you can picture what my dad looks like. Hes 6 something with long hair in a pony tail, usually with a biker bandana on (he rides harleys) and hes riding next to some other guy in a jazzy...its just a funny picture!!! haha!!!!

 

[Suzie]

Im actually still smiling thinking about it.

 

[Jersey]

i just found a CASE of water in one of my cabinets..

wtf? why would it have been in there? and how the hell did i just realize this now?

 

[GuesSAngel]

i love finding things that i forget about

 

[AUDRAA]

especially $$$ in your pockets