so men really listen huh...

[Staci]

To Be Six Again . . . . .



A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
Herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
She'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
Of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
Reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
Extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then! It was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
Candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
Her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
With a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being
Six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her ___expression suddenly changed. "I meant
My dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
Wrong.

 

[wednesday]

lmfao *quality*

 

[teh_fuzz]

pfft somwhere in there the following is missing:

the wife bitching about:
Not knowing what they were going to do
about the heat
gettting phone calls from her work on her day off... ( )
not enough ice on her coke
not enough butter in her pop corn
having to stand in line at the park and movies

and ahem... this furthermore prooves another thing.

NO MATTER WHAT SHE WILL ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT


ok ill be under my rock when you get home

 

[wednesday]

Oi fuzzy...is this really a true story??

 

[Staci]

pfft somwhere in there the following is missing:

the wife bitching about:
Not knowing what they were going to do
about the heat
gettting phone calls from her work on her day off... ( )
not enough ice on her coke
not enough butter in her pop corn
having to stand in line at the park and movies

and ahem... this furthermore prooves another thing.

NO MATTER WHAT SHE WILL ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT


ok ill be under my rock when you get home

you better get deep under that rock buddy boy! but about ur post:
ahem...*clearing throat* man messes up, might complain about the heat, phone calls ok you get that one, ice man not listening again, popcorn see previous, standing in line um:24:

 

[TheOriginalJames]

To Be Six Again . . . . .



A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
Herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
She'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
Of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
Reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
Extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then! It was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
Candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
Her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
With a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being
Six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her ___expression suddenly changed. "I meant
My dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
Wrong.

I'd like to say that this was quite funny, and I could see myself doing that... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.... if you read it the way it was worded, the man wasn't wrong.

"I'd like to be six again" is not, nor will it ever be, equal to "I'd like to be A six again".

In this case, the way it's worded, the woman is wrong for judging her man.


*runs off to hide under the same rock as fuzz* :ninja

 

[Staci]

I'd like to say that this was quite funny, and I could see myself doing that... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.... if you read it the way it was worded, the man wasn't wrong.

"I'd like to be six again" is not, nor will it ever be, equal to "I'd like to be A six again".

In this case, the way it's worded, the woman is wrong for judging her man.


*runs off to hide under the same rock as fuzz* :ninja

you better go deep under it as well

 

[TheOriginalJames]

aw crap... fuzz... I think I'm scared of your wife. :ninja

 

[Staci]

aw crap... fuzz... I think I'm scared of your wife. :ninja

be afraid, be very afraid

 

[AUFred]

too true