Alcohol is bad for your legs

[jassilem]

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'

Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'

Man : 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

Maxine: 'No, they spread.'

 

[Peter Parka]

Thats a good thing though, right?

 

[jassilem]

Thats a good thing though, right?

Some of us have that affliction.. 0

 

[AUFred]

I met her