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So I drag my ass out of the bed this morning, take my usual squirt, grab my coffee and go sit on the deck. It's not even sunrise yet and it sounds like a fucking jungle out there. Every fucking bird on the planet must be on the yard. Fuck.... I love it!
 

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fuck bird noises

I hate fucking birds

Twice in the last 5 years them god damn rats with wings chewed into the side of my house to fucking nest

Fuck em
 

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you lucky fuck and your bird issue. LOL I take it they are fucking starlings. Lovely song but make for shitty house guests.
 

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you lucky fuck and your bird issue. LOL I take it they are fucking starlings. Lovely song but make for shitty house guests.

If you were referring to me I am not sure what they are. Some kind of a starling or wren. Useless rats with wings they are

Fuckers
 

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If you were referring to me I am not sure what they are. Some kind of a starling or wren. Useless rats with wings they are

Fuckers
There's a big fucking difference between a starling and a fucking dinky little wren. Next time they start to build a nest how about taking a fucking picture so we can id the little bastards.
 

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we were supposed to have storms this weekend but dodged them. It has rained a little fucking bit but not bad and the lawn can use it. On the one hand I don't mind the rain saving me money on watering the lawn but if we have a wet fucking summer it will mean work is gonna be another shitty one. Making a living in the state that Granholm has destroyed is so fucking exciting.
 

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There's a pair of Pileated Wood Fucking Pecker's living on our land and I see them frequently when I don't have a camera at hand. I've been fucking lucky once but the shot kinda sucked. Wouldn't you know it. I'm out on the deck sippin' a Diet Pepsi and one of the fuckers is pounding away at a tree. I run in for the camera and it's gone... fucking gone. Fuckers............

This is the one shot I have of the fucker that I'm after.

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