I say fuck ...

[RedRyder]

thought you were going to bed

or was it gonna be fucking bed

and where is the fucking thread starter??

..... the fucking night is fucking young..... :ninja

 

[Alien Allen]

..... the fucking night is fucking young..... :ninja

not for this old fucking fart

 

[jassilem]

well you were whining earlier

and you did have heartburn earlier



anyway I think it would be a great fucking idea if somebody started a thread in a few days about liking to fart.

it has tons of potential. but at least wait until i can get in the underground

otherwise i might be missing out on a lot of fucking shit.

I was sore and fucking tired. Exfuckingscuse me!

And the heartburn was fucking yesterday! Keep the fuck up man!

As for the farting thing LOL.

 

[RedRyder]

not for this old fucking fart

take a fucking nap

 

[Alien Allen]

take a fucking nap

fuck naps

I am going to fucking bed.

Not an actual fucking bed.......... Just going to bed.

If I was going to a fucking bed I would not be making this fucking post. :24:

 

[RedRyder]

fuck naps

I am going to fucking bed.

Not an actual fucking bed.......... Just going to bed.

If I was going to a fucking bed I would not be making this fucking post. :24:

Have a fucking goodnight.... I am going to fucking bed right now....

 

[Devil]

My fucking morning is going to be fucking boring...FUCK!

 

[Mystic]

anyway I think it would be a great fucking idea if somebody started a thread in a few days about liking to fart.

it has tons of potential. but at least wait until i can get in the underground

otherwise i might be missing out on a lot of fucking shit.

:24::24::24:...

 

[Alien Allen]

fucking fall weather

cold and drizzly out

fucking leaves

 

[Mystic]

fucking fall weather

cold and drizzly out

fucking leaves

yeah its fuckin dull here too... but I'll take your bleedin rain over the fuckin snow I'm to get later today or tomorrow. fuck I hate winter.

 

[Alien Allen]

yeah its fuckin dull here too... but I'll take your bleedin rain over the fuckin snow I'm to get later today or tomorrow. fuck I hate winter.

we are rumored to get some fucking snow tomorrow

how the fuck do rake the damn leaves in that shit :willy_nilly:

 

[Mystic]

we are rumored to get some fucking snow tomorrow

how the fuck do rake the damn leaves in that shit :willy_nilly:

thats what I'm fucking thinking too...I've not done me garden for winter yet so its got to be done so I hope th fucking snow blows over and hit Toronto instead.

 

[Alien Allen]

something to fucking ponder :nod:


Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic and even a math moron like me can understand. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+ 15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, its the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER, SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.'

 

[Mystic]

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So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, its the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER, SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.'

:thumbup:24::24::24:...I've got to print that out for my dad, he'll fuckin love that!

 

[Alien Allen]

:thumbup:24::24::24:...I've got to print that out for my dad, he'll fuckin love that!

I can't take credit for it.

a friend sent it in an email today

 

[RedRyder]

I can't take credit for it.

a friend sent it in an email today

take the fuckin' credit already...

 

[Alien Allen]

take the fuckin' credit already...

nah, I don't give a shit

oops, wrong thread again !!!

 

[RedRyder]

nah, I don't give a shit

oops, wrong thread again !!!

you're fuckiin' right this time

 

[GoldDust Woman]

How in the fuck are you peeps getting VIP status so quickly! :eek Fucking jabber-jaws, the whole lot of you. :24:

 

[RedRyder]

How in the fuck are you peeps getting VIP status so quickly! :eek Fucking jabber-jaws, the whole lot of you. :24:

:24: :willy_nilly: