if you dropped a $50 bill..

one time i was walking out of a club and i was hammered.
this homeless dude was asking for a hand out
and i was like SUREEEEEE BUDDY...
so i reached in my purse and I felt all my money crumpled up so I grabbed one, it looked like a $10 ...
i walked away... then like 2 minutes later i saw him running up the street the opposite way saying WOO HOO THANX SENORITA...
then I realized I tipped him with my last $100 bill I had left in my purse.
i was trashed.
 
one time i was walking out of a club and i was hammered.
this homeless dude was asking for a hand out
and i was like SUREEEEEE BUDDY...
so i reached in my purse and I felt all my money crumpled up so I grabbed one, it looked like a $10 ...
i walked away... then like 2 minutes later i saw him running up the street the opposite way saying WOO HOO THANX SENORITA...
then I realized I tipped him with my last $100 bill I had left in my purse.
i was trashed.

:24: BWAHAHAHAHAAA. That's a damn good one.
 
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