demon girl strikes again!!!!!

[Bandit]

demon girl called me right now and said that she just got back from the doctor and has something really important she needs to talk to me in person about.

A) raped by another demon
B) preggo... (i can see freddy crueger popping out of that bitch already!!!)
C) she better not have aids or something and have given it to me.

 

[Jersey]

.... your girlfriend, I'm guessing?

 

[AUDRAA]

huh??

 

[Bandit]

oh oh oh, the story is in the religious debate section.

 

[debbie t]

nice to see that people with mental health problems arent stigmatised

 

[Keight]

She didnt say news so im guessing its not pregnant.... i could be wrong however

 

[AUDRAA]

shes got an std hahaha

 

[Keight]

maybe she is really a demon

 

[debbie t]

shes mostly a figment of his imagination..whats an imaginary std look like ?

 

[Keight]

its more a question of whats does an imaginary std feel like

 

[debbie t]

its more a question of whats does an imaginary std feel like

horrible :24:

 

[Bandit]

a figment of my imagination? are you jealous because im still getting the young hotties and you arent?!?!?!?!

 

[Keight]

a figment of my imagination? are you jealous because im still getting the young hotties and you arent?!?!?!?!

im not Jealous.... i can get a young hottie..... gimmie your demon girls number :ninja

 

[Elle]

demon girl called me right now and said that she just got back from the doctor and has something really important she needs to talk to me in person about.

A) raped by another demon
B) preggo... (i can see freddy crueger popping out of that bitch already!!!)
C) she better not have aids or something and have given it to me.

OMG. What IF the incubus she got raped by was carrying some sort of ...incubus STD, and now you have one, that turns you into an incubus..

Which means your future is pretty much going to include your penis morphing into a ginormous, cold...thing.

The bad news is, you're pretty much hideous and vicious.

 

[Breath]

Um, maybe you should be prepared for this... :ninja