The perfect girlfriend

[Zorak]

Kªtieee I am lost and I am rescuing® says:
i would happily be your sex slave
ZóráK. Lord of the Ghosts says:
ooooo
ZóráK. Lord of the Ghosts says:
you are the perfect woman!
Kªtieee I am lost and I am rescuing® says:
yeah!
Kªtieee I am lost and I am rescuing® says:
sleep with you lots then bring you a bacon sandwhich in the morning and wash your clothes and clean the house before more sex and more food

:24:

Isn't there some kind of law that states now that that is a verbal contract?! score.

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Ftw!!!!!!!

 

[juggler]

I wish!!!!!!!!

 

[Breath]

sleep with you lots then bring you a bacon sandwhich in the morning and wash your clothes and clean the house before more sex and more food

My b/f wouldn't want it any other way.

 

[skyblue]

clean clothes house, make food........no time left for sex

 

[Zorak]

clean clothes house, make food........no time left for sex

fuck

I could help out then... i know, i'll makesome food, and stop wearing clothes

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Let's hope it's actually a woman

 

[groundpounder]

somebody needs to chop onto the top of this:
"mmm mmmm mmmm - i sure can't wait to meet this Zorak. he seems like a tasty little treat!"

 

[Godsloveapples]

OMG ewwwwwww
it's so digusting ewww

 

[Godsloveapples]

I think he's Santa Clause

 

[skyblue]

i'm a man hotty compared to that

 

[Godsloveapples]

lol...I've never seen how you look like

 

[satinbutterfly]

clean clothes house, make food........no time left for sex

There's *always* time for sex.

 

[groundpounder]

i'm a man hotty compared to that

that ain't saying a lot there, sb. :smiley24:

To be a man hottie compared to that is a pretty low bar....:24:

 

[groundpounder]

I cannot BELIEVE I got rep for this!! LOL!! Thanks, BB@tW :24: I thought for SURE it's grounds for BANZOR when you post your personal pics of "certain staff members" :ninja

somebody needs to chop onto the top of this:
"mmm mmmm mmmm - i sure can't wait to meet this Zorak. he seems like a tasty little treat!"

 

[TheOriginalJames]

What you're not reading is the fine print that brings the attached strings.

 

[Keight]

FYI there is no such thing as the perfect girlfriend, no matter how good they sound in text =p

 

[skyblue]

FYI there is no such thing as the perfect girlfriend, no matter how good they sound in text =p

:homo:

ok not homo but still

 

[Godsloveapples]

FYI there is no such thing as the perfect girlfriend, no matter how good they sound in text =p

Just like how there isn't a perfect boyfriend.
[
quote=skyblue;583475]:homo:

ok not homo but still[/quote]

:lol2:

 

[HisHoliness]

FYI there is no such thing as the perfect girlfriend, no matter how good they sound in text =p

But if my needs are simple enough...