So foul

[groundpounder]

I don't see what the big deal is over this. It's not like he's wiping his ass with it, and it's not as if his ass fumes infiltrate the fibers of the paper, thereby making it unsanitary for the rest of the office..

Sorry, I'm just not seeing it. Shit, read the paper, return it, life goes on and no one dies....

 

[Trance97]

I don't see what the big deal is over this. It's not like he's wiping his ass with it, and it's not as if his ass fumes infiltrate the fibers of the paper, thereby making it unsanitary for the rest of the office..

Sorry, I'm just not seeing it. Shit, read the paper, return it, life goes on and no one dies....

^ this guy likes to do this thats why.

 

[Breath]

It's not like he's wiping his ass with it, and it's not as if his ass fumes infiltrate the fibers of the paper, thereby making it unsanitary for the rest of the office..

No. It's not like that. But he IS wiping his ass and then picking up that newspaper and carrying it out of the stall BEFORE his hands have been washed.

Here's an analogy, not realistic, but it makes the same point.
You're at a restaurant. You drop your fork and ask the waiter for another. He goes into the kitchen to obtain one. On the way to your table, he decides he has the urge to take a dump right then. He brings your fork into the stall with him. Who knows what he does with it while he's in there. He's obviously not wiping his ass with it, but he puts it down somewhere to attend to the wiping. And then he picks it up when he leaves the bathroom.

The question is now: do you want him to bring you that fork to use?

 

[Ria]

I could never understand that. Although I know some that do it.

But for me. In the toilet....do my thing...out of the toilet. Simple as that.

Takes about 1 minute or so.

Ain't no cafeteria.

Yes you see, that's how it should be done...in, do ya thing, then out, wash hands though eh, is preferable LOL!!!

:24: :24: @ "Ain't no Cafeteria."

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I don't see what the big deal is over this. It's not like he's wiping his ass with it, and it's not as if his ass fumes infiltrate the fibers of the paper, thereby making it unsanitary for the rest of the office..

Sorry, I'm just not seeing it. Shit, read the paper, return it, life goes on and no one dies....

True ting. Let a guy have his shit and be entertained. Shit.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

No. It's not like that. But he IS wiping his ass and then picking up that newspaper and carrying it out of the stall BEFORE his hands have been washed.

Here's an analogy, not realistic, but it makes the same point.
You're at a restaurant. You drop your fork and ask the waiter for another. He goes into the kitchen to obtain one. On the way to your table, he decides he has the urge to take a dump right then. He brings your fork into the stall with him. Who knows what he does with it while he's in there. He's obviously not wiping his ass with it, but he puts it down somewhere to attend to the wiping. And then he picks it up when he leaves the bathroom.

The question is now: do you want him to bring you that fork to use?

Yup. What the eye don't see the heart don't hurt.

Want my fock and want it now thank you.



Edit: Fork.

 

[groundpounder]

^ this guy likes to do this thats why.

ppppbbbbttttthhhh!!!!!!! I have my own paper delivered to my office so I don't have to share, so I am not affected nor do I affect others. From a shit-with-the-office-paper standpoint, I'm inert...

No. It's not like that. But he IS wiping his ass and then picking up that newspaper and carrying it out of the stall BEFORE his hands have been washed.

I would think this assumes that the perp (male or female, BTW) has fecal matter on their hands? I'm all about the sanitation, washing hands and all, but I stand by my assessment: minimal doody on the paper if any.

Here's an analogy, not realistic, but it makes the same point.
You're at a restaurant. You drop your fork and ask the waiter for another. He goes into the kitchen to obtain one. On the way to your table, he decides he has the urge to take a dump right then. He brings your fork into the stall with him. Who knows what he does with it while he's in there. He's obviously not wiping his ass with it, but he puts it down somewhere to attend to the wiping. And then he picks it up when he leaves the bathroom.

The question is now: do you want him to bring you that fork to use?

too many variables to be relevant, not the least of which is that I don't put the newspaper in my mouth.
Usually...

 

[Trance97]

You neg reped me for that =( ouch

 

[groundpounder]

just waitin to see if you're one of those "OMG-you-left-me-neg-rep-so-I'm-TOTALLY-getting-you-back-because-rep-is-some-serious-shit" types

 

[Trance97]

Haha I tried! but I couldn't!!!

Oh well. =(