Pick-up lines

[Mrs Behavin]

I know there are some pretty funny pick-up lines out there, so lets here em!
Here's a few that come to my mind:

1. Oww, I scraped my knee when I fell for you

2. Is there a keg in your pants? Cause I wouldn't mind tappin that ass!

3. Abra-Kadabra, i wanna reach out and grab ya.

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

 

[debbie t]

any chance of a jump...i fell for the honesty of it:nod:

 

[skyblue]

in a club once and heard

this face is leaving in 10 minutes.......be on it

 

[debbie t]

in a club once and heard

this face is leaving in 10 minutes.......be on it

like it ..id sit on that:24:

 

[Doveshit]

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

I'll admit that I used that one. (and it worked!)

 

[debbie t]

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ..it worked ...on him

 

[juggler]

Ok. Some classics here then!!!

Is that a ladder in your tights, or the Stairway to Heaven?

Get your coat, you've pulled!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

:24:

Stop stealling my lines Deb!!!!!

 

[juggler]

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

(I don't know a single person who's used that one!!)

 

[debbie t]

Ok. Some classics here then!!!

Is that a ladder in your tights, or the Stairway to Heaven?

Get your coat, you've pulled!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

:24:

Stop stealling my lines Deb!!!!!

oh dear it wasnt you was it jim?? you know what im like when im pissed:24:

 

[Dana]

is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them....

 

[BaggedSplash]

you, me and a bucket of chicken...

 

[Dana]

you, me and a bucket of chicken...

lmfao wtf....

 

[Doveshit]

you, me and a bucket of chicken...

That would be heaven if you could make it work.:nod:

 

[debbie t]

That would be heaven if you could make it work.:nod:

im in heaven ..excellent one that:nod:

 

[skyblue]

is it cold outside or are you pleased to see me?

 

[juggler]

There are many variations on this one, but....


What do you want for breakfast?

 

[debbie t]

is it cold outside or are you pleased to see me?

no ..got something in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

 

[Doveshit]

You're one in a million, Deb. Not many women are down with the Colonal love.

 

[skyblue]

well i was thinking nippleage actually

 

[BaggedSplash]

how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?

lol