> • It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
>
> • You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
>
> • We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
>
> • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
>
> • A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
>
> • When blondes have more fun do they know it?
>
> • Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.
>
> • LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL
>
> • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
>
> • Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
>
> • If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.
>
> • Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
>>
> • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
>
> • Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
>
> • Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
> • Friends don't let friends take ugly people home.
>
> • ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
>
> • You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
>
> • We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
>
> • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
>
> • A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
>
> • When blondes have more fun do they know it?
>
> • Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.
>
> • LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL
>
> • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
>
> • Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
>
> • If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.
>
> • Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
>>
> • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
>
> • Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
>
> • Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
> • Friends don't let friends take ugly people home.
>
> • ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
