Apparently, I'm retarded...

[dt3]

This morning, around 2am, the baby started crying (we have a monitor in the room). Amber got up and started walking out of the room to get him, and here's what happened:

Me: "Where are you going?"
Her: "To get the baby."
Me: "Why? He's right here."
Her: "What?"
Me: *Holds out the baby monitor* "He's right here!"
Her: "That's the baby monitor."
Me: "I'm confused." *Falls back asleep*


:24:

 

[TheOriginalJames]

hahahaaaaaaaahahahaha

 

[juggler]

No mate. That's called sleeping!!! If you'd done whilst wide awake, then that would have been another thing!!!:24::24:

 

[DaveM]

lmfao I could see myself doing summat like that

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

lol saad.. my friend kim thought her baby was an alarm clock when she first had him..

 

[Dana]

This morning, around 2am, the baby started crying (we have a monitor in the room). Amber got up and started walking out of the room to get him, and here's what happened:

Me: "Where are you going?"
Her: "To get the baby."
Me: "Why? He's right here."
Her: "What?"
Me: *Holds out baby monitor* "He's right here!"
Her: "That's the baby monitor."
Me: "I'm confused." *Falls back asleep*


:24:

omfggg that is th fuinniest shit I've heard in a long time...:24: She didn'y deck ya?

 

[Dana]

No mate. That's called sleeping!!! If you'd done whilst wide awake, then that would have been another thing!!!:24::24:

thatd have been 100x funnier!

 

[Sneakiecat]

omfggg that is th fuinniest shit I've heard in a long time...:24: She didn'y deck ya?

Nope, I had a crying baby to deal with.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Nope your not retarted, its called lack of sleep. lol

 

[Cotton]

One time in my sleep I picked up the alarm clock to try and turn the TV off with it. Sleeping is fun!

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha!:24: Could have been worse though. A friend of mine fell asleep on the sofa, woke up, but didn't really, announced that he needed a piss, walked in the kitchen and pissed in the bin!

 

[boxer810]

LMAO Donnie!! Poor thing!! Ya'll need more sleep!!

 

[viCkiTz]

This morning, around 2am, the baby started crying (we have a monitor in the room). Amber got up and started walking out of the room to get him, and here's what happened:

Me: "Where are you going?"
Her: "To get the baby."
Me: "Why? He's right here."
Her: "What?"
Me: *Holds out the baby monitor* "He's right here!"
Her: "That's the baby monitor."
Me: "I'm confused." *Falls back asleep*


:24:

That doesn't mean you're retarded. You were just half asleep.

 

[Boomer]

Fuckin dipshit!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! :24:

 

[Jersey]

That's pretty damn classic, Donnie!

 

[dt3]

But...but...it sounded just like him! :dunno

 

[debbie t]

oh big daddy you really need a good 12 hours now.
im writing a strongly worded letter to amnesty international,they really frown upon sleep depravation.:24:

 

[Keight]

Wow Baby monitor, your new son huh?

 

[VegasVixen]

Yeah you were delirious....sleep is necessary for you....ASAP. :0)

However I did get a chuckle out of it.

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Nope, I had a crying baby to deal with.

Right, but what did you do with the one you actually gave birth to?:ninja