So, last night...

[Boomer]

I took my butt to Taco Bell after skypin it up wit muh baby bird. I get this cheesey rice and bean burrito. I get home, throw off teh slacks and shirt and I get settled on the couch in my boxers and throw on some TV (Telly for you Australians.) I unwravel my tortilla covered goodness and took a mighty bite and stared at the TV while I chewed this delicious morsal. Suddenly I got a burning sensation down stairs. It burned so bad I jumped off the couch. I guess my gonads were hangin out of the boxers and when I took that bite, the burrito tore and dripped hot cheesey magma on muh sacked goods. Got Damn terrorists at Taco Bell! *shakes fist*

 

[viCkiTz]

I took my butt to Taco Bell after skypin it up wit muh baby bird. I get this cheesey rice and bean burrito. I get home, throw off teh slacks and shirt and I get settled on the couch in my boxers and throw on some TV (Telly for you Australians.) I unwravel my tortilla covered goodness and took a mighty bite and stared at the TV while I chewed this delicious morsal. Suddenly I got a burning sensation down stairs. It burned so bad I jumped off the couch. I guess my gonads were hangin out of the boxers and when I took that bite, the burrito tore and dripped hot cheesey magma on muh sacked goods. Got Damn terrorists at Taco Bell! *shakes fist*

Wow, just wow. I woulden't know that pain. Since I don't have any man goods. But that sounds like it could be extremely painful.

 

[gLing]

Sue them bastards! :mad

It would be the greatest lawsuit ever! "Taco Bell burns balls"

 

[Boomer]

Im telling you! I could be impotent because of this! Im glad I was still able to masturbate this mernin. :mad

 

[viCkiTz]

Frist ecolli, now ball burning. What's next?

 

[silentbob]

thats why you should never eat hot food in your boxers you should of had kate there to suck on your balls and put the fire out. sorry boomer. :24::jk

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:eek ouch!! I know that had to have hurt!

And just think, a couple weeks ago you folks were questioning how in the world I could have dripped hot cheese on my neck from a hot pocket :24:

 

[dt3]

Open a new restaurant and run them out of business. Call it....


Taco Balls

 

[Boomer]

Open a new restaurant and run them out of business. Call it....


Taco Balls

Fuck yes!!! :yahoo:

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Hot cheese, ouch I'd rather dip my wings in a volcano than go through your awful experience ... my sympathies...

 

[Keight]

Dude dont damage my goods FFS! p

 

[dt3]

Dude dont damage my goods FFS! p

Uh oh Boomz. She's already claiming ownership. Never a good sign. :willy_nilly:

 

[Boomer]

Uh oh Boomz. She's already claiming ownership. Never a good sign. :willy_nilly:

I claimed ownership on her vajayjay first. :ninja

 

[dt3]

I claimed ownership on her vajayjay first. :ninja

Yeah, but you can't keep her vajayjay in your purse and refuse to give it back :mad

 

[Keight]

Yeah, but you can't keep her vajayjay in your purse and refuse to give it back :mad

I dont own a purse :ninja

 

[Boomer]

:yahoo:

Teh vajayjay is mine! MINE I TELL YOU!!! Mwahahahahaha!

 

[dt3]

I dont own a purse :ninja

Neither does Amber. But I haven't been able to find my testicles for 2 years...

 

[Keight]

Neither does Amber. But I haven't been able to find my testicles for 2 years...

Have you looked in your pants? ..... just a hint i dont want to alarm you or anything but they could be there :unsure:

 

[dt3]

Have you looked in your pants? ..... just a hint i dont want to alarm you or anything but they could be there :unsure:

:confused I'm lost...I think you'll have to show me... :unsure: :ninja

 

[Boomer]

:confused I'm lost...I think you'll have to show me... :unsure: :ninja

Look under that gut fat boy.