I wish there were

[Elle]

breathe right strips for my cat.

Seriously, a snoring CAT?! It's bad enough to deal with a person snoring, but a freegin CAT?
She drives me nuts, I'm always tossing things over near her to get her to stop.

 

[Carthage]

breathe right strips for my cat.

I wish my cats had diet pills.

 

[Keight]

breathe right strips for my cat.

Seriously, a snoring CAT?! It's bad enough to deal with a person snoring, but a freegin CAT?
She drives me nuts, I'm always tossing things over near her to get her to stop.

Drown her :shrug:

 

[BaggedSplash]

I wish my cats had diet pills.

wish in one hand and shit in the other....see what you get first

:24:

 

[Tim]

Is she too big to flush down the toilet? :dunno If so, do you have an electric knife?






I'm just giving you options....

 

[thrawn]

tie the cat by its tail to a clothes line, douse in gasoline, light, cut clothes line. the snoring goes away as it runs down the street.

 

[gLing]

You guys are crazy! The best option is stir fry.

 

[Keight]

Ooooh put it in the Dryer first so the fur is easier to shave up and the spit roast it :shrug:

 

[Elle]

Ooooh put it in the Dryer first so the fur is easier to shave up and the spit roast it :shrug:

...I actually have run the dryer with her in it...



:ninja

 

[Dana]

my parents cats weeze too

 

[Dana]

wtf@putting the cat in the dryer... u trying to bake her?

 

[Keight]

...I actually have run the dryer with her in it...



:ninja

Your cat is a freak!!!!






I fucking love it!!!! :24:

 

[Breath]

Kick the thing out of your room and close the door. Make it sleep in another room.

 

[HisHoliness]

You guys are crazy! The best option is stir fry.

Elle is part Native American, not Filipino.

 

[Keight]

As Breath said just kick it :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

Best thing to do with cats!:nod:

YouTube - Postal 2 AWP - Cat Spam

:24::24::24:

 

[Elle]

Elle is part Native American, not Filipino.

Bahahahaha




You guys are mean! No compassion for the pussy population!

 

[Keight]

OMG thats awesome!!!! :24: :24: :24:

 

[Elle]

And the dryer...I didn't know she was in there and I restarted the dryer to "refresh" the clothes, and I her this big ol' clunking. I just stood there for a bit, and I'm hitting the dryer, pushing it, like, "wtf is WITH this thing??"
Then I suddenly opened the door and she came leaping out. She just sat there, licked her paw and took off!

I stood there in shock, then I literally dropped to the floor, pissing myself laughing!

 

[Elle]

Best thing to do with cats!:nod:

YouTube - Postal 2 AWP - Cat Spam

:24::24::24:

LMFAO!