Welcome to the jungle

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Best thread ever

Thanks for the compliment Maulds.

 

[Maulds]

:bowdown: It was well earned

 

[gLing]

I have an urge to brush his hair.

 

[Dana]

these are awesome!

 

[debbie t]

Juggler:
This adventurous orange orangutan knows no danger and travels near and far to perform amazing feats. Unicycling across the plains and mountains jumping over and across all manner of things, nothing too big or too small for him….a fearless orangutan. An accomplished Juggler, he is most sought after to perform all over the jungle.

Here he takes a rest after one of his performances.

this will be printed out and laminated and placed in the pub where he works..:24: i promise

 

[Dana]

this will be printed out and laminated and placed in the pub where he works..:24: i promise

wow LOL

 

[Ria]

this will be printed out and laminated and placed in the pub where he works..:24: i promise

:24: :24: Would be so funny to be there at the time too. I can see it now!!!

 

[DaveM]

lmfao, this is a great thread mate

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

this will be printed out and laminated and placed in the pub where he works..:24: i promise

BWAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA
I can't stop laughing at the thought of that. :24:

That's hilarious.

 

[juggler]

Juggler:
This adventurous orange orangutan knows no danger and travels near and far to perform amazing feats. Unicycling across the plains and mountains jumping over and across all manner of things, nothing too big or too small for him….a fearless orangutan. An accomplished Juggler, he is most sought after to perform all over the jungle.

Here he takes a rest after one of his performances.

:24:Excellent!!!

I have an urge to brush his hair.

this will be printed out and laminated and placed in the pub where he works..:24: i promise

You'll be sorrrryyyyy!!!!!!:ninja

 

[Ria]

Nah, go on Deb, go on mrs - put it up in his pub and the shops near where he lives.

You can do it as a wanted poster thing - remove the glasses by photoshop thingy or something (Eve could probably do that bit for you) - then type on it that this has escaped from the wild animal sanctuary and needs to be caught, etc, etc. :24: :24: :nod:

 

[Dana]

If it happens I wanna see pics haha

 

[juggler]

What is this???? A conspiracy????


Harshness indeed!!!!!!

 

[Ria]

What is this???? A conspiracy????


Harshness indeed!!!!!!

Nope, sheer amusement. :24: :24: :24: :24:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

****New addition****

Cotton:
Always up to tricks, this monkey got into all sorts of trouble when he came to the jungle. Yes he gave the older monkeys a hard time with his wayward ways doing all sort of mischief and getting into a lot of fights. They sent him out of the jungle for 40 days and 40 nights. While up in the mountain high he got a vision. A blinding light came down from the heavens so bright it turned night to day. He wet his pants with a furious pee. A deep voice bellowed…”Cotton of the furious pee, go ye down from the mountain top back to the jungle and rejoice. I have spoken”. And so it was done.

Cotton made his way back to the jungle marking his trail peeing on various landmarks along the way so as to mark his spot. When he returned to the jungle a grand party was held in his honour and everyone danced and sing and all was merry. Still mischievous but in a good way, this monkey is full of wit…well dry wit so to speak, and charm and entertains the jungle folk with unexpected surprises.

A very funny monkey but oh so mischievous and perverted too, you can just tell by the look in his eyes. Here he is planning some mischief again.

 

[boxer810]

ROTFLMFAO!! CB!! Priceless! This is awesome!! More CB more!!

 

[Cotton]

Wow...just wow..

 

[boxer810]

I think it's hilarious!!

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

ROTFLMFAO!! CB!! Priceless! This is awesome!! More CB more!!

Wow...just wow..

I think it's hilarious!!

LOL. Glad you likie. Hadn't updated in a while and then I thought I'd add Cotton to the club.
I might do one or two more later.

 

[Elle]

Lolz!!