So i have come to a conclusion that there are two kinds of guys out there: doughnuts and muffins. Here is the difference:
Doughnuts are the guys that make you drool. They're gorgeous and crispy and covered with chocolate icing and you see one and you have to have it, and if you don't get it, you think about it all day and then you go back for it anyway because its a doughnut. Whereas muffins just sort of sit there all lumpy, looking alike, no chocolate frosting at all. And while muffins may be excellent, they are no doughnuts.
So doughnuts can be good. For one night. But then the next morning, they're not crisp anymore, and the icing is all stuck to the bag, and they have watery stuff all over them, and they're icky and awful. You can't keep a doughnut overnight. But a muffin is actually better the next day. Muffins are in for the long haul and they always taste good. They don't have that oh-my-god-I-have-to-have-that, thing that the doughnuts have going for them but you still want them the next morning.
I wrote this at 4:15am on Saturday morning. Any thoughts.....
Doughnuts are the guys that make you drool. They're gorgeous and crispy and covered with chocolate icing and you see one and you have to have it, and if you don't get it, you think about it all day and then you go back for it anyway because its a doughnut. Whereas muffins just sort of sit there all lumpy, looking alike, no chocolate frosting at all. And while muffins may be excellent, they are no doughnuts.
So doughnuts can be good. For one night. But then the next morning, they're not crisp anymore, and the icing is all stuck to the bag, and they have watery stuff all over them, and they're icky and awful. You can't keep a doughnut overnight. But a muffin is actually better the next day. Muffins are in for the long haul and they always taste good. They don't have that oh-my-god-I-have-to-have-that, thing that the doughnuts have going for them but you still want them the next morning.
I wrote this at 4:15am on Saturday morning. Any thoughts.....
