Likes shopping at Wal-Mart
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Once climbed a mountain only to realise at the top that they were in fact a fish...
Is secertly a fish.
Is in truth a four hundrededed year old guru named 'Chambona'
today's guru message: if the butterfly flutters in view, then you're near a butterfly... interesting if true...
today's guru message: if the butterfly flutters in view, then you're near a butterfly... interesting if true...
likes to dance to joy division to celebrate the irony
Err, there may be some truth in that one... 
Has instead of hands, has three little sheep called Frank, Agnew and Boris.
Has instead of hands, has three little sheep called Frank, Agnew and Boris.
Err, there may be some truth in that one...
Has instead of hands, has three little sheep called Frank, Agnew and Boris.
true ,3 sheep
will be watching the brit awards and routing for pj harvey in the best female nominations
Ouch ^
Once stole a DVD player from a shop and sold it for 'cheese money'
Once stole a DVD player from a shop and sold it for 'cheese money'
no bought red wine
is a cheesy quaver at the weekend and gets E motional
is a cheesy quaver at the weekend and gets E motional
Hmm, I want some quavers now...
Used to think that milk came from space...
Used to think that milk came from space...
knows it comes from the milk planet
once had a stunt job in a james bond film..live and let quack
once had a stunt job in a james bond film..live and let quack
lol, lies.. lies.
Once waited eleven hours for a bus, then realised that they were sitting on the toilet.
Once waited eleven hours for a bus, then realised that they were sitting on the toilet.
wrong ,i did not use a tiolet for 10 hours but i was on an indian train lol
is currently working for mi5 and is involved in an assasination plot to kill rod hulls emu
is currently working for mi5 and is involved in an assasination plot to kill rod hulls emu
I may have missed the boat on that one
Has written a love song called, "I like you, but your just a garden chair, sturdy and green."
really is planning world domination
true bono has expressed an interest in producing it
is kinky because he has a duck down duvet
is kinky because he has a duck down duvet
Is really ghetto.
Is actually a chav!
is really the love child of margaret thatcher and simon cowell