Tips for ladies in year 2008

[Mrs Behavin]

Tips for ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the witch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!

 

[Elle]

Cute.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

LOL. Nice.

What about tips for the guys?

 

[Ria]

LOL. Nice.

What about tips for the guys?

Here's a tip for the guys...

Treat us girls good and you will get what ya want. :24:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Here's a tip for the guys...

Treat us girls good and you will get what ya want. :24:

Good tip. No argument from me there.

 

[Ria]

Good tip. No argument from me there.

That's good then.

 

[ssl]

hmm... i seem to have an issue with number eleven..............

 

[Breath]

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

hmm... i seem to have an issue with number eleven..............

*gets a bottle of vodka, sits with ssl...and starts a party*

Issue?

 

[NuckingFuts]

Here's a tip for the guys...

Treat us girls good and you will get what ya want. :24:

Does that mean Vajayjay? Sorry couldn't help myself.

 

[AUFred]

Just sent that one to my wife.

 

[silentbob]

Here's a tip for the guys...

Treat us girls good and you will get what ya want. :24:

only certain girls deserve that. and you are not one.

 

[bong_express]

only certain girls deseve to be treated good? crap 2008 is gonna suck to be me

 

[Peter Parka]

only certain girls deserve that. and you are not one.

I've met Ria and I disagree!

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I've met Ria and I disagree!

I think she was meaning it as a compliment Pete.

 

[DaveM]

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

and if it by some strange turn of events, it deals you tomatoes, make bloody marys

 

[Maulds]

*gets a bottle of vodka, sits with ssl...and starts a party*

Issue?

now thats the way to start a party

 

[silentbob]

only certain girls deseve to be treated good? crap 2008 is gonna suck to be me

i doubt that miss popular.

 

[silentbob]

I've met Ria and I disagree!

you are probably right but you never are on anyones bad side.

 

[bong_express]

bob, i am not miss popular. i hardly even talk to anyone in here. and btw im really sorry about thursday night. there was no way i could come with my knee the way it was. ill be there on sunday tho.

 

[silentbob]

bob, i am not miss popular. i hardly even talk to anyone in here. and btw im really sorry about thursday night. there was no way i could come with my knee the way it was. ill be there on sunday tho.

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