Confession thread

[distorted]

He'll be asking for the keys to the car before you know it.

Noooooooooooooo! lol

 

[gLing]

"Pop I need the wheels. I have a date with a hot chick tonight."
And of course you will hand over the keys and wish him good luck. lol

 

[distorted]

"Pop I need the wheels. I have a date with a hot chick tonight."
And of course you will hand over the keys and wish him good luck. lol

Of course. As long as he keeps his pants in lock down.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Bless me father for I have sinned
It's been 7 years since my last confession.

 

[gLing]

I ate Mike's beef jerky today. Forgive me!!

 

[distorted]

I ate Mike's beef jerky today. Forgive me!!

Lucky Mike. :sigh:

 

[Elle]

I just stole paper out of the fax machine to feed to the printer, so I could get my presentation printed.

 

[gLing]

I just stole paper out of the fax machine to feed to the printer, so I could get my presentation printed.

I'll see you in hell.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

You've never seen pants go up so quick, except the time this happened...

Whoa. Close call.

BTW, I think the mom knew.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I know what you did last summer.

 

[Elle]

I'll see you in hell.

lol. Pfft.
the receptionist needs to get off her lazy ass and restock the paper supply.

 

[GuesSAngel]

i farted. and i want to have sex in a church...maybe on the alter with jesus watching over me

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

i farted. and i want to have sex in a church...maybe on the alter with jesus watching over me

Aren't you afraid lightning will strike you while on the alter? :ninja

 

[Peter Parka]

i farted. and i want to have sex in a church...maybe on the alter with jesus watching over me

What better way to express your thanks for the pleasure of sex which God gave you!

 

[GuesSAngel]

Aren't you afraid lightning will strike you while on the alter? :ninja

that's god's way of orgasm

 

[dt3]

Confession: I hate dumbasses.

Clarification: I consider about 85% of people to be a dumbass.

Conclusion: I probably hate you.

 

[SRC]

I ate the last pecan wheel :ninja

 

[Veronica]

Confession: I hate dumbasses.

Clarification: I consider about 85% of people to be a dumbass.

Conclusion: I probably hate you.

Why do you hate me?? lol

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Confession: I hate dumbasses.

Clarification: I consider about 85% of people to be a dumbass.

Conclusion: I probably hate you.

===:ninja
Whatcha talkin bout Willis? Take dat back. :unsure: