i'm bored #%#%$%#ing shitless

I swear, I've only heard that guys do that. Seriously, even my most candid friends and my sister say they have never had this happen.
 
I sharted at Taco Bell once. I got up, tossed my chonez next to the toilet in the bathroom, cleaned up and finished the meal. Thats why you have to have teh chonez. Gives you a plan of action in case of emergency. :D
 
hubersrj said:
That's like when women saying they don't fart or they don't masturbate...they all do it, they're all just reluctant to admit to it....
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NONONO, I'm telling you, my sister and I tell one another everything. She evens calls me when she IS on the toilet. We are more than candid!
 
maybe its just you old farts who do it. good ol' anus muscles arent quite as strong as they once were!!!!!!!!!! :D :24:
 
lol nvm then.
vin disel hasnt paid you a visit any time in your life has he?
mother fucker likes to try to shove potatoes in peoples arses. not very nice.
 
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