i'm bored #%#%$%#ing shitless

[hubersrj]

nah, but when a girl starts talking about her ass online, it definately gets my attention....

 

[Elle]

but was it a bare ass, an ass in a thong, and ass in boy shorts, what?

Holy God, not a bare ass! In a thong!

 

[Boomer]

Holy God, not a bare ass! In a thong!

*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap* :ninja

 

[Murdoc]

my ass is everywhere on the internet. its really quite disturbing.

 

[Boomer]

my ass is everywhere on the internet. its really quite disturbing.

Word up. :unsure:

 

[Murdoc]

my ass is so white its almost clear.

 

[Elle]

my ass is so white its almost clear.

LOL. White boy.

 

[Murdoc]

oh, and yes, our cult does not believe in choneeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
against the rules.

 

[Boomer]

oh, and yes, our cult does not believe in choneeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
against the rules.

You do know that teh choneez protect your pants from your ass, right? :yuk

 

[Murdoc]

my ass is clean.

 

[Boomer]

my ass is clean.

But what if you... *looks around* shart? :ninja

 

[hubersrj]

Oh yes, sharting can be quite embarrassing....

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Been there, done that. :ninja

 

[debbie t]

Been there, done that. :ninja

too much information:24::24:

 

[Murdoc]

i have never sharted in my life and i *hopefully* never will

 

[hubersrj]

i have never sharted in my life and i *hopefully* never will

Wait, you're young yet....:24:

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I was hooking up some phone lines outside in the blistering cold shivering to death, and I didn't know I had to take a crap, well I tried to fart and I got a little more than I bargained for. :24:

 

[debbie t]

I was hooking up some phone lines outside in the blistering cold shivering to death, and I didn't know I had to take a crap, well I tried to fart and I got a little more than I bargained for. :24:

ohhh even more information:24::24::24:

was it cold enough to freeze it?:24:

 

[hubersrj]

I was hooking up some phone lines outside in the blistering cold shivering to death, and I didn't know I had to take a crap, well I tried to fart and I got a little more than I bargained for. :24:

Ain't that always the way, lol!!!!!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

ohhh even more information:24::24::24:

was it cold enough to freeze it?:24:

I can tell ya it wasn't fun standing in the porta-potty wiping it out. Freaking new construction with no indoor plumbing yet.