If I had a penis

[Elle]

...for....hmmmm, a week: I'd write my name in the snow and have a special gang sign that I could piss on walls in various dark allies.

I'd also be sticking my member in anything that would oblige, provided I didn't need flour to find where I needed to stick it in.

 

[Murdoc]

if i had a vagina... i would never leave my house.

 

[Boomer]

Man, if I had a vajayjay, I'd probably end up in the emergency room.

 

[thrawn]

wtf

 

[Boomer]

I'd throw all kinds of shit in there.

 

[Murdoc]

I'd throw all kinds of shit in there.

+1
street cones.

 

[hubersrj]

...for....hmmmm, a week: I'd write my name in the snow and have a special gang sign that I could piss on walls in various dark allies.

I'd also be sticking my member in anything that would oblige, provided I didn't need flour to find where I needed to stick it in.

If you had a penis...I'd have to seriously rethink my sexual preference....

 

[Boomer]

+1
street cones.

Those, egg plants, cucumber, bottle of heinz 57. Fuckin anythin that didnt have a jagged edge.

 

[Elle]

I do! In dreams! I start out as "me" in the dreams. Then eventually, I get this penis and I'm doing girls, but I'm still me. It's a very odd thing.

 

[Elle]

I guess I should have quoted.

 

[Murdoc]

I do! In dreams! I start out as "me" in the dreams. Then eventually, I get this penis and I'm doing girls, but I'm still me. It's a very odd thing.

 

[Boomer]

Yeah. Quotes are our friends.

 

[Elle]

Close, but my teeth are much whiter.

 

[Murdoc]

Yeah. Quotes are our friends.

lol as you can see from Boomer's sig, quotes are not ALWAYS our friends. :24::24::willy_nilly:

 

[Murdoc]

Close, but my teeth are much whiter.

have you never seen that movie... i was trying to say "im freakin out man"

 

[Elle]

have you never seen that movie... i was trying to say "im freakin out man"

hahah, no. What movie is it?

 

[thrawn]

hahah, no. What movie is it?

SUPERTROOPERS!

 

[Elle]

Oh. :ninja

 

[Murdoc]

Jebus!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thrawn]

Oh. :ninja

you must go watch it. i woke people up laughing the first time i saw it.