Wait till its really quiet in the office and slump low in your cubicle and rip a loud one? Its soooo hard not to bust out laughing and blow your cover! :24::24:
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God that shit was soooo fucking funny. i was scared to get up and get some water.
lmfao naw but i like fartin in a store and walking of nonchalantly like I didn't do nothing.
i always blame the dog:24:
I was doing that in Meijer's the other day...My wife kept calling me while I was there asking my to keep picking stuff up...thing that sucked was everything she wanted was clear across the store from the next thing...well, while criss-crossing the store...I was getting really bad gas. so I thought to myself, why should I be in discomfort?
For those that don't know, most Meijer stores usually dwarf the Super Wal-Marts.
Whats really fucked up is how, when you fart under a desk, it creeps out for like 5 mins, right into yer nose! :yuk
aw gross! :24:
yeah, had that today....I try to classify my farts...if they come out hot, they're gonna stink...if they come out cold, they're usually pretty neutral.
I like blamming farts on cute chics.
lol...or just the reaction of the cute chicks when they get a big noseful....lol!
I like it when they get a big nose full and look up, only to see you lookin at'em like they dealt it!:24:
YEah, then you look at them like they did do it! They get all indignant!
They get pissed too! They lash out verbally with a "fuck you!" or a "go to hell!" :24:
YEah they do...sheesh, broads....