There is this girl at work that is driving me damn insane.. She acts like she is a know it all and knows everything!!!! Im so sick of it!!! I feel like I cant say anything because I dont want to be the tattle tail.
Im so pissed off right now..
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I hate those kinds of situations!
Usually though, give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves.
Usually though, give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves.
slip some liquid x-lax in her coffee TEEHEEHEE
or visine 
damn.. do you want me to kill her jersey?? hahah.
I could never do that.. Im just venting. I made a rude comment back, but Im still pissed. I just hate that I always try to be the better person in these kind of situations.. I just once want to go in there and whoop her childish little ass!! lol
I could never do that.. Im just venting. I made a rude comment back, but Im still pissed. I just hate that I always try to be the better person in these kind of situations.. I just once want to go in there and whoop her childish little ass!! lol
git 'er done V!!
(did i sound southern...at all?)
(did i sound southern...at all?)
What's she doing exactly .. you gotta be sly about this LOL
And Visene won't kill'er .. it'll just make her WISH you had LOL
Ill have to go into more detail in the morning.. Now I have to run out and go back to work. 
Basically, she acts like she knows it all and is the best at everything...
Basically, she acts like she knows it all and is the best at everything...
You carrry a gun, right.........
Lmao!
Okay, Here are a few pranks that are great fun!
If you have access to her computer.....assuming you use computers,
Set her monitor settings to black text on a black background.
She'll think her monitor is broken and call tech support. They'll have a blast making fun of her, After they figure it out....and if they figure it out. lol, some tech support people aren't that bright after all.
Pry up the letters on her key board and rearrange them to spell something out. (dumb arse was the one I used as it only requires one of each the letters, so no need for extras.)
Change the email notification chime to something bizarre. You can upload pretty much any wave you want with most operating systems/Email clients. I once changed the email notification chime on one of the twits I had to work with computer to a tiny wee kitty mew, those bone heads were searching the office looking for the lost kitten!!! I lol'd all day! And made sure I sent her a lot of e mails!
There are tons of ways of dealing with office problem children.
~sly lil smile~
If you have access to her computer.....assuming you use computers,
Set her monitor settings to black text on a black background.
She'll think her monitor is broken and call tech support. They'll have a blast making fun of her, After they figure it out....and if they figure it out. lol, some tech support people aren't that bright after all.
Pry up the letters on her key board and rearrange them to spell something out. (dumb arse was the one I used as it only requires one of each the letters, so no need for extras.)
Change the email notification chime to something bizarre. You can upload pretty much any wave you want with most operating systems/Email clients. I once changed the email notification chime on one of the twits I had to work with computer to a tiny wee kitty mew, those bone heads were searching the office looking for the lost kitten!!! I lol'd all day! And made sure I sent her a lot of e mails!
There are tons of ways of dealing with office problem children.
~sly lil smile~
Pour brake fluid on her car, it will fuck her paint job up for the cars life which will be considerably shortened seeing it will rust away in no time.:ninja
:ninja
Lets stick to things that won't get Veronica 3-5 years. I rather like OTz, and I need her to keep making the server payments. 