What am I? Chopped liver? :mad
:jk......
What am I? Chopped liver? :mad
I am off to go pick Jim up at work.....![]()
:24::24::24::24::24::24: yeah thats funny stuff!ok the funniest thing just happened.
and i don't know if ya'll will think it was funny.
but i almost tinkled laughing
our bathroom has these automatic soap dispensers
so this lady a couple of sinks down from me is washing her hands
and i kept hearing the soap thingy go off and i didn't know why she was using so much soap
so i look over and she's getting pissed and having to rewash her hands over and over cuz the soap dispenser kept spitting soap on her.
not only was the visual hysterical cuz the soap is white and it's just spontaenously going off LOL
BUT why not move to another sink?
There are like 6 other sinks in the restroom
:eek omg!! I don't know what i would do if I saw something like that...I'd probably be like OMG thats so wrong!:24:What a dufus!!! That was quite humorous Wooks.
In related news. There is this old lady that comes and places ads with the papaer like 2 or 3 times a month and it never fails, she is always found in our public bathroom washing her underwear without any pants on. Now if that was me I would just try my underwear away, wouldn't you?
:homo::nod::24: OMG do it for sure!!! hahahahaha!OMG
you must do this
i'd seriously tinkle!
A friend of mine works for one of the theatres here...they do these events where they have a cocktail hour before curtain. Anyway, this one night a woman came in and was apparently doing more than just drinking because she dropped trow and pooped down the hallway...threw up all over the walls and then went into the bathroom where she stripped down to everything but her bra (underwear gone et al) and tried to clean up in the sink. My friend went in to see if she was alive and found her...she told her she was going to call an ambulance and as she pointed at my friend, she crapped all over the floor while yelling, "If you do I'll sue you!"
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:ninjawhat did i walk in on.....
24::24::24::24: christ! some people are severally deranged
Seriously...who goes to the theatre to get that wrecked? Even worse...another event they were having someone apparently couldn't find the bathroom and just took the closest door they could find...unloaded their bowels in a box full of programs...not exactly a good review. :yuk
:thumbup thats good Ian... should try laying down for a bit see if can get a few hours to it.:nod:ok....i nodded off.....for 10 minutes
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