Can hardly contain my laughter!

Mrs Behavin

Mrs Behavin

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As most of ya'll know over the past couple years we have had some problems with our 70 something yr old neighbor harrassing, stalking us, taking us to court, etc etc.
Anyways, all last year about this time of the year when the leaves start falling she would blow all her leaves in our driveway, just to be an ass. Anyways, one of the police officers I work with had told me to rake all the leaves in a pile and burn them. Her house is right on the edge of our driveway (it faces our driveway).
Today she blew all the leaves in the driveway again for the 2nd time in 2 weeks so my husband is outside raking the leaves together in a couple piles and burning them and the smoke is blowing right towards her house. Im sure she can smell it! :24: Being that her house is right on the edge of our driveway. Maybe this will teach her a lesson :D
 
what you should really do .. is one day while she is gone .. rake her yard .. then peek through the window to see what the look on her face looks like when she gets home.

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Go buy the biggest fucking leaf blower known to man. Then wait until you hear her start hers up. Then when she starts to blow them towards your property, whip that bad ass blower out and blow those leaves back onto her property with enough force to permanently embed them into the side of her house... and if she starts yelling at you, just rev the engine real loud and yell "What did you say?!" over and over until she goes away.
 
RecklessTim said:
Go buy the biggest fucking leaf blower known to man. Then wait until you hear her start hers up. Then when she starts to blow them towards your property, whip that bad ass blower out and blow those leaves back onto her property with enough force to permanently embed them into the side of her house... and if she starts yelling at you, just rev the engine real loud and yell "What did you say?!" over and over until she goes away.
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I endorse this idea also
 
All I can say is that there is no way in hell I would allow an old neighbor treat me like you say she does to you. They would learn VERY quickly that if they want to play, they will pay dearly. I wouldn't do anything illegal, but they would learn that it is not worth messing with me.
 
RecklessTim said:
All I can say is that there is no way in hell I would allow an old neighbor treat me like you say she does to you. They would learn VERY quickly that if they want to play, they will pay dearly. I wouldn't do anything illegal, but they would learn that it is not worth messing with me.
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I agree with Tim, apart from the stuff about not doing anything illegal of course!:D
 
RecklessTim said:
Go buy the biggest fucking leaf blower known to man. Then wait until you hear her start hers up. Then when she starts to blow them towards your property, whip that bad ass blower out and blow those leaves back onto her property with enough force to permanently embed them into the side of her house... and if she starts yelling at you, just rev the engine real loud and yell "What did you say?!" over and over until she goes away.
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At first I thought, Oh yeah, that's an excellent idea.

However, if she's complaining about the leaves, what would she do about the noise from the machine? Poor Amy wouldn't be able to win either way then.

I like jen's idea - no noise, no spills, no violence, nor argueing - clean laughter with the face of it when she sees it. :D
 
TheOriginalJames said:
Theres no violence in Amy burning the bitches house down. :smiley24:

:p
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:24: yeah I was "informed" by one of the security guys I work with that matches dont leave fingerprints. :cool I wouldnt do that, even though she has made us that mad.

RecklessTim said:
All I can say is that there is no way in hell I would allow an old neighbor treat me like you say she does to you. They would learn VERY quickly that if they want to play, they will pay dearly. I wouldn't do anything illegal, but they would learn that it is not worth messing with me.
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She has been a major pain in the rear! We've already got a harrassment charge on her and been to court 3 different times about her. She swears up and down that our dog tore up her drain pipe and we had to pay her over $1000 for a pipe! You talk about wanting to rip her head off!
She is either extremely bored or is going insane or she's just a plain old mean witch.
I probably shouldnt be saying this but her granddaughter was in the ER a couple months ago because she wanted to kill herself. She admitted to doing coke and meth and used over $700 worth of drugs in one night.
That whole family is freakin nuts!
 
Mrs Behavin said:
:24: yeah I was "informed" by one of the security guys I work with that matches dont leave fingerprints. :cool I wouldnt do that, even though she has made us that mad.



She has been a major pain in the rear! We've already got a harrassment charge on her and been to court 3 different times about her. She swears up and down that our dog tore up her drain pipe and we had to pay her over $1000 for a pipe! You talk about wanting to rip her head off!
She is either extremely bored or is going insane or she's just a plain old mean witch.
I probably shouldnt be saying this but her granddaughter was in the ER a couple months ago because she wanted to kill herself. She admitted to doing coke and meth and used over $700 worth of drugs in one night.
That whole family is freakin nuts!
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What the hell...how does a pipe cost that much? I've never paid or seen my dad pay that much for any type of pipe for our house.

Eh, next time her drug-addict of a granddaughter comes into your ER, tell her, "I would help you, but I'm just SO damn tired from cleaning up your grandmother's leaves all last night". :24:
 
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