Unless the girl is like you and just wants a nice meal.
Remember to slam the door in her face and tell her she's fat. They like that.
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FUCK...I gotta rep you on that one...I just have to
Got a date tonight
- Thread starter Haus
- Start date
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FUCK...I gotta rep you on that one...I just have to
I actually remember being drunk in a bar in college (i know hard to believe)
Anyhoo, I asked this very nice looking woman to dance. She snubbed me so..
I said
"I'm sorry....I didn't ask you to dance....I said you look fat in those pants"
Even her friends laughed. Magical moment...Almost brings a tear to the eye.
Romance sweet romance.
Anyhoo, I asked this very nice looking woman to dance. She snubbed me so..
I said
"I'm sorry....I didn't ask you to dance....I said you look fat in those pants"
Even her friends laughed. Magical moment...Almost brings a tear to the eye.
Romance sweet romance.
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haus, thought it'd possibly be better than you reckoned - good for you and am so glad you didn't get in her bed or do more - respect for a lady is the best thing hun. 
Hope yr next date's as good or better - wait about a month at least though maybe before you, well, ya know................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
wiggle ya worm.
Hope yr next date's as good or better - wait about a month at least though maybe before you, well, ya know................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
wiggle ya worm.
lol. thanks. i was very respectful to her. although i wanted i dint touch the bewbs. 
Strangest thing happened tho. i went in this date with out a heart to give her and somehow she managed to steal my heart from Colette and have it for her self. just WOW.
Strangest thing happened tho. i went in this date with out a heart to give her and somehow she managed to steal my heart from Colette and have it for her self. just WOW.
lol. thanks. i was very respectful to her. although i wanted i dint touch the bewbs.
Strangest thing happened tho. i went in this date with out a heart to give her and somehow she managed to steal my heart from Colette and have it for her self. just WOW.
What an awesome story Haus. So you dig this new girl?
of course.
of course.
Most excellent. That's great
Funny how things start and how they end regardless of intentions huh?
I guess there really are more fish in the sea
all i can say is AHW
awe! that sounds so sweet!!
Ok.. its official.. you need to move your ass here!!
Ok.. its official.. you need to move your ass here!!
Usually that's a trick question. Don't fall for that trick. Plead the 5th. Can't go wrong wit dat.
Originally Posted by Haus
lol. thanks. i was very respectful to her. although i wanted i dint touch the bewbs.
Strangest thing happened tho. i went in this date with out a heart to give her and somehow she managed to steal my heart from Colette and have it for her self. just WOW.
Hey. Congrats Haus. Glad for you. Good for you to get out of that other situation and move on.
lol .. no touching to boobs on a first date .. you are such a gentleman.
Bravo to you!!
Bravo to you!!