Cool_breeze2

[HouseOvaries]

You should know all about the human body, Doc!

BTW- I'll be serving up B.S. @ half price tonight! Would you like to super-size that Bologna Sandwich?:jk

Cool Breeze- I didn't mean to call you a fart. I was :jk

I don't understand.....you want me to give you a blow-up doll for your birthday?

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

I don't understand.....you want me to give you a blow-up doll for your birthday?

No. I don't need your "hand-me-downs". Thanks

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Thanks. You know I do weird poses and artsy pics. Glad you like this one. I was laying on my living room floor, that's why my hair looks like that.

Yeah. I think I like this one the best so far. So you been busy as usual? I've been pretty much going to bed late and getting up late every day now since vacation and loving it.

 

[HouseOvaries]

No. I don't need your "hand-me-downs". Thanks

How about a nice clean smack on the butt with my latex gloves on?

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

The freaks come out at night. <sings> The freaks come out at niiiiiight

heh heh hee hoo wooty ha...

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

How about a nice clean smack on the butt with my latex gloves on?

OOH GOODY! So... We're playing "doctor" now, are we...

Okay, I get to be the doctor. Turn your head and cough!

Now... bend over (don't worry this won't hurt much) I have petroleum jelly.

<snaps latex gloves>:24:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Je me sens comme parler dans un accent français ce soir. Qui est avec moi?

Too lazy to translate. Lemme make a guess tho:

Translation: I might come into the parlor in a french accent see saw. What is with me?

How was that?

 

[HouseOvaries]

OOH GOODY! So... We're playing "doctor" now, are we...

Okay, I get to be the doctor. Turn your head and cough!

Now... bend over (don't worry this won't hurt much) I have petroleum jelly.

<snaps latex gloves>:24:

Lol, that's really sexy no offense.

But too bad I am the doctor in this joint, bitch! Bend over and cry to mommy cuz daddy's hear now!

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

Lol, that's really sexy no offense.

But too bad I am the doctor in this joint, bitch! Bend over and cry to mommy cuz daddy's hear now!

bitch? THAT'S HBIC to you punk! It seems as though you need to be taught your place in an OUR12 thread.

Drop down and gimme twenty.........twenty licks on my shiny boots that is!

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

Too lazy to translate. Lemme make a guess tho:

Translation: I might come into the parlor in a french accent see saw. What is with me?

How was that?

I just said- I feel like speaking in a French accent this evening. Who's with me?

 

[HouseOvaries]

bitch? THAT'S HBIC to you punk! It seems as though you need to be taught your place in an OUR12 thread.

Drop down and gimme twenty.........twenty licks on my shiny boots that is!

I hate drill sergeants, they should be assassinated by snipers.

Say goodbye, bitch! :24:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I just said- I feel like speaking in a French accent this evening. Who's with me?

Well I was kinda close.

 

[CheshireCatGrin]

I hate drill sergeants, they should be assassinated by snipers.

Say goodbye, bitch! :24:

Okay, now that we got THAT out of the way...

Cool Breeze- Looking forward to Monday?<---BOO!

Did you have a good weekend?

 

[HouseOvaries]

Okay, now that we got THAT out of the way...

Cool Breeze- Looking forward to Monday?<---BOO!

Did you have a good weekend?

I'm sorry I called you a bitch. Is that why you said that?

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Cool Breeze- Looking forward to Monday?<---BOO!

Did you have a good weekend?

Yes, had a great weekend. Partied some, knocked down some drinks and otherwise just lazed off rest of weekend. Still have rest of this week coming totally off work and the stress. Life is good.

 

[Breath]

Tell her the real story, that you were the lead pirate all weekend. Hehe

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Tell her the real story, that you were the lead pirate all weekend. Hehe

Yeah, I put on my Cap'n Jack Sparrow outfit and hijacked the OT bounty. That was fun. O12 missed out on that. Maybe she might come on board next weekend when Cap'n Jack makes a return.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Yeah, I put on my Cap'n Jack Sparrow outfit and hijacked the OT bounty. That was fun. O12 missed out on that. Maybe she might come on board next weekend when Cap'n Jack makes a return.

So you gonna drink some Rum with me next weekend?

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

So you gonna drink some Rum with me next weekend?

For sure. I'm gonna put on my Cap'n Jack outfit next Friday and bring out some o those special aged kegs o rum I been hiding away for special occasions. We gonna have a grand ole PARTAAAAAAY.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Awesome! I will be here fo sho!!!!!!!