Mrs Behavin
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bama fans too.
Not really knowing what a Bama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.
Susie has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not
a Bama fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Arkansas fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Razorback fans, so I'm a Razorback fan too"
she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and
your dad was an idiot. "What would you be then?" the teacher asks.
Susie smiles and says, "Then I 'd be an Alabama fan"
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She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bama fans too.
Not really knowing what a Bama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.
Susie has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not
a Bama fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Arkansas fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Razorback fans, so I'm a Razorback fan too"
she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and
your dad was an idiot. "What would you be then?" the teacher asks.
Susie smiles and says, "Then I 'd be an Alabama fan"