Re: Do you have the "ovaries" to take this?
Since I am NOT a poser:
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?
7
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done?
10
3. Ever been cheated on?
probably
4. Ever paid for sex?
many times
5. Ever been married?
yes
6. Ever been divorced?
four times
7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position?
Cleveland Steamer
8. Do you own any guns?
only one, and it's currently pointed at my temple
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
I am currently incarcerated
10. Ever been in rehab?
and in rehab
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?
Only the ones I can't recall
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
yes
13. Truthfully… size matters?
ask a lady, and if she tells you no, she's lying (this one is serious)
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
hello?! NO!
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Megan Fox (now that's a serious answer)
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
currently unemployed
17. How many states have you lived in?
3
18. How many countries have you lived in?
2, but only because I passed out in Matamoros and slept on a street corner. I lived in Mexico for one night with a Mexican stripper
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
absolutely
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance??
Rosie O'Donnell - another serious one, and I don't hit women, either.
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
as recently as this week
22. bars or dance clubs?
dance club
23. Ever been paid for sex?
yes
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone??
:ninja
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
yes
26. What is your IQ?
83
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert.
I don't think so
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
If he did do it, I bet he'd write a book about how he did it
29. Fake tits or real tits?
my hands are real :eek
30. ever watch someone die?
Just today
31. How long has it been since you have done anything to do with sex?
a few hours
32. Name your favorite beer.?
Schlitz Malt Liquor
See, that wasn't so bad! Come on, y'all just be honest and answer!
