Funniest damn thing I've done in a while

[sexy.time]

Ok, i dont know why i havn't mentioned this, But on sunday night after the bar, I was heading to my buddys place who lives nearby to crash.

He lives in the condos, and told me "yeah man just come in the back sliding door. I'll leave it unlocked for ya. Have some beers or just pass out. just dont be to loud." So as i approach these condos, i realize they all look the fuckin same. So i tried to figure out which one was his from the back.

I walked in, found some beers in the fridge and helped myself. I passed out on the couch in a hour or so.

I woke up to a little girl maybe only six years old SCREAMING her ass off cuz she didnt know who i was.

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Her mother rushed downstairs and was like "who the hell are you!? im calling the police." So she did, and as they were coming i explained myself and apologized.

When they got there they were about the throw some cuffs on me for B and E. But she told them not to cuz she could kinda understand. HAHAHA. What a awakening.

 

[sexy.time]

yeah if you didnt guess i walked into the wrong condo, whos backdoor was also open. haha

 

[dt3]

Nice! My friend had that happen in the barracks in Japan. It was hilarious

 

[Suzie]

hahahah!! That must have sucked!! Poor little girl!!

 

[Mirage]

:rofl2: brilliant. I love drunken stories, this one is definitely priceless

 

[GraceAbounds]

LOL! Funny. Glad it all got worked out. Good on you for not drinking and driving.

 

[groundpounder]

close call. Wow!

You're lucky she didn't press charges! Tell you buddy next time to hang a hanky!

 

[CRZY72004]

close call. Wow!

You're lucky she didn't press charges! Tell you buddy next time to hang a hanky!

:withstupid:

 

[SRC]

close call. Wow!

You're lucky she didn't press charges! Tell you buddy next time to hang a hanky!

Yeah, you are. I may be wierd .. but I wouldn't find that funny at all. I would still be shaking.

You're also lucky the police didn't take you to jail for public intox as well.

 

[JuJu]

LOL, and ya think these kinda stories are
made up, now we got proof they're real!
:24:

And yeah, you're to be commended for not drinkin' 'n drivin', man. :award:

 

[sexy.time]

yeah i know im lucky, but the woman seemed to understand. The condos all look the damn same, and she left her back door open. She could see i wasnt lieing. I mean its not like i had no other place to go.

 

[NightWarrior]

LOL, and ya think these kinda stories are
made up, now we got proof they're real!
:24:

And yeah, you're to be commended for not drinkin' 'n drivin', man. :award:

Exactly what "proof" are you talking about?

 

[groundpounder]

Exactly what "proof" are you talking about?

for real. :cool

 

[groundpounder]

close call. Wow!

You're lucky she didn't press charges! Tell you buddy next time to hang a hanky!

Actually, you're lucky I didn't live there. Ida shot you. Dead. :ninja

 

[NightWarrior]

Actually, you're lucky I didn't live there. Ida shot you. Dead. :ninja

:withstupid:

 

[CRZY72004]

:withstupid:

:withstupid:x2

 

[GuesSAngel]

hahaha nice one.

 

[Charmer]

What are the odds?

-the door's unlocked

-there's beer in the fridge

-you actually did pass out

-(If you have been to your buddy's condo before), that the furniture inside and the set-up was exactly the same as your buddy's condo!

:tongue::tongue:

 

[groundpounder]

What are the odds?

stupid drunk = eventually dead one way or the other. Those are the odds, Charmer...

 

[Peter Parka]

Actually, you're lucky I didn't live there. Ida shot you. Dead. :ninja

Reason number 1 why I'm glad I don't live in America! I did a similar thing myself once when staying at a friends. Fortunately the person wasn't home!