Harry Potter 7 Book SPOILER

[Dodge_Sniper]

To piss off the Harry Potter fans, SPOILER TIME!

Hedwig dies
Mad-Eye Moody dies
George Weasley loses an ear
Fred Weasley dies
Wormtail dies
Ted Tonks, father of Nymphadora (aka Tonks) dies
Remus Lupin dies
Tonks dies, having given birth to a boy a few months earlier (she married Lupin)
Colin Creevey dies
Bellatrix Lestrange dies
Crabbe (one of Draco’s sidekicks) dies
Snape dies
Harry briefly dies
Voldemort dies

Ron and Hermione marry and have two kids.
Harry and Ginny marry and have three kids.
Draco Malfoy marries and has a son.
Bill and Fleur have a daughter.
Remus and Tonks’ son has grown up and loves Fleur’s daughter.
Happy ever after.

Hey, at least you don't have to waste the time reading 300+ pages now!

Have a good day

 

[Reaver]

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already read the book. it was pretty good. But it's a lot like this quote I heard...

"Deathly Hallows is basically Return of the Jedi... It's not the best one, just the last one..."

So true

 

[GuesSAngel]

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interesting...too bad i don't really remember any of the characters that well to understand what most of that means.

 

[dt3]

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First off it's 750 pages. Second off, loved it. And thirdly, at least put spoiler in the damn post title. Otherwise you're just being a douche.

 

[GuesSAngel]

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First off it's 750 pages. Second off, loved it. And thirdly, at least put spoiler in the damn post title. Otherwise you're just being a douche.

:homo:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

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I havent been able to get into Harry Potter

 

[TheOriginalJames]

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I fell asleep watching the first movie. I don't know if I was just tired, or if it was boring.

 

[dt3]

Who changed the thread title so I can rep them?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I did. :ninja

 

[thrawn]

Snape killed Dumbledor

 

[dt3]

Snape killed Dumbledor

Old news. But my first instince was to red rep you anyway

 

[Veronica]

Who changed the thread title so I can rep them?

I did. (for real)

 

[dt3]

Damn, already repped ya for the other Harry Potter thread

 

[Maulds]

I watched The Order of the Phoenix and I know squat about Harry Potter, but it wasnt hard to follow and I enjoyed it.

 

[dt3]

The books are like crack.

I used to make fun of Amber for reading them, then she finally got me to read the first one. After that I was hooked.

 

[AUFred]

i am waiting my turn to read it

 

[thrawn]

Old news. But my first instince was to red rep you anyway

i know it is old news

 

[sexy.time]

how the hell does harry potter briefly die? and is the the one everyone was saying "oh did you hear that a main character dies?"

 

[NightWarrior]

I don't call being dead for 19 years briefly.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

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First off it's 750 pages. Second off, loved it. And thirdly, at least put spoiler in the damn post title. Otherwise you're just being a douche.

It's a freakin' book, not God. Don't have a heartattack. These Harry Potter books are becoming predictable as hell, and quite annoying. In pretty much every book and movie, they have the same central theme: Voldemort tries to kill Harry and fails.

HP 1: Voldemort tries to use the stone to gain immortality and kill Harry, Harry kills Voldemort.

HP 2: Voldemort uses some dumbass diary to control some girl and open some stupid "Chamber Of Secrets", and kill Harry. Harry, again, kills Voldemort.

HP 3: Didn't really relate to Voldemort, but again, some people try to kill Harry, Harry survives.

HP 4: Some background on Voldemort, Harry and Voldemort have yet another duel, Voldemort almost kills Harry, then his wand is broken by Harry's or something like that, but this time Voldemort lives.

Lets skip to the last book so far.

HP 7: Voldemort and Harry fight yet again, but Voldemort is supposedly "Killed for the final time", Harry lives.

Basically the same main idea in almost all the books.

I don't call being dead for 19 years briefly.

+2.