This might seem odd, but doesn anybody want...

[Dodge_Sniper]

...some ducks? Seriously. My grandpa is getting rid of his ducks. He said I can sell them, so just post here how much you'd be willing to pay.

All you animal lovers should definately buy one, because my grandpa said if I can't sell them, he won't waste the time trying to catch them, and he'll just shoot them.

 

[drb]

where are you at? i have a pond in my back yard that could use some ducks....

 

[Sneakiecat]

I wish I could have a duck...

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

I live in Florida, haha. If you could find a way to get them out there, I'd send 'em.

Sneakiecat, you live in Florida! I could give ya one

 

[drb]

maybe they could fly to me?

*holds out bread crumbs and starts calling the ducks*

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE, NA NA NA NA! xD Oops, sorry, fly like a duck.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Sneakiecat, you live in Florida! I could give ya one

I've got no place for one. And I don't think a duck would work too well with my cats/husband/landlord.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Ohh. I'm sorry xD

 

[CRZY72004]

when I was in h/s I had 3 ducks 2 male and 1 female but the cat that lived next door ate 2 of them and the last one died but ducks are cool to have.

 

[dt3]

I've got no place for one. And I don't think a duck would work too well with my cats/husband/landlord.

You can swap the cats for ducks...

 

[CRZY72004]

You can swap the cats for ducks...

give it time and the cats will take care of that for you

 

[Sneakiecat]

You can swap the cats for ducks...

Not Sneakers but maybe Luna, though she was being cute a minute ago. Besides, I don't think the landlord thought of ducks when they said pets are allowed.

 

[pavel]

Why shoot them? Why not just let them go?

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Because, they're tearing up his pond I guess, and they'll just keep coming back.

The same reason when you have a horse with a broken leg, you shoot it, rather than let it heal.