Things you'd like to say at work but can't

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I see your point but I still think you're full of sith.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
 
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go fuck yourself you power hungry piece of shit...you got beat up a lot as a child didn't you...you were the town pussy...now that you have a little rank you try to be an asshole....well fuck you
 
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
My outlook on my current job situation.
 
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You made the rule that I get paid whether I show up or not, so live with the fact that I won't be in for the next 3 months!

You may be my boss, but you aren't my superior.

How about you run along and get me my coffee bitch.
 
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Don't be upset because I know more about what I am talking about than you do.

How did you get this job anyway? Who did you have to blow?

I'm sorry, have you ever touched a computer? Did I need to show you the "On" button?
 
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I can please only one person a day today dosent look good and neither does tommorow so do your self a favor and go play on the highway
 
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Lacy, you always seem to come up with clever threads. :)

I work at a nun retirement home. I wash their meal dishes and clean around the kitchen. These nuns pray like 3 times a day.

Here's what I would say:

Did you ever think maybe there isn't a god?

Or maybe the whole jesus christ thing was made up or his time was documented very inaccurately?

Do you honestly need a fucking saucer dish under a coffee cup?
 
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come here let me give you a hug then when they are least expecting it snap there neck like a twig rip there head off and shit down both of there pipes
 
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Eridanus said:
*Glares at James* I highly doubt that.


Anyway, the idea was for people to add the things they would like to say at work, but can't. :tongue:
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No it's true. I fuck some of the simplest things up. lol

I would tell a certain somebody to stop being stuck up, another person to stop being so prickish all the time except to certain customers.
 
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How in the hell did you come to own a business? You are a fucking moron!

(And I do say these things, I just say them on mute)
 
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