Well I was...

[Boomer]

Sittin on the floor playin with myself(cause I didnt wanna get all that peanut butter on my couch, but anyways) when this rolly polly crawled across my ballz, causing me to prematurely ejaculate. Is this normal? :eek

 

[dt3]

Boom, you should probably see a doctor about that...

 

[GuesSAngel]

why did i open this?

 

[dt3]

I almost didn't want to dignify it with a response, but for some reason I felt obligated to.

 

[Veronica]

............................................

 

[Boomer]

Wut?

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

a roly poly??? you could really feel a roly poly through all that peanut butter? Are you sure it wasnt a tarantula?? lol.

 

[Boomer]

LOL you would be surprised by how tantalizing their little legs can be.

 

[Kat]

OMG i shoulda know boomer :24: :24:

 

[Boomer]

It was fucked up. When I was done, the Roly Poly asked for payment! Can you believe that shit? The nerve. I tell you, customer service is dead. *shakes head*

 

[GraceAbounds]

A Roly Poly of the Evening. I've heard it all now. Thanks Boomer. heh!

 

[AUDRAA]

huh? whats a rolly polly?

 

[Boomer]

A doodle bug dood.

 

[drb]

those little potato bug thingies...curl up into a ball when you mess with them

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

AKA:

• Pill Bug
• Roly-poly
• Potato Bug
• Sow Bug
• Wood Louse
• Doodle bug
• Slater
• Gribble
• Isopod

 

[Boomer]

Clare is like an office max commercial.

 

[AUDRAA]

oh a damn potato bug ewwww

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

i used to play with those bugs all the time!!!

 

[Boomer]

Me too! I would put them on my Gi Joes and act like they were eating them. Good times. I wish I was 18 again.

 

[drb]

i used to play with those bugs all the time!!!

but did it involve peanut-butter and masturbation?