work sucks

[Veronica]

Im taking a break from work ...
we are soooo damn busy its rediculous.

So how is everyone?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

i killed my lower back by my hip yesterday, otherwise my friday was excellent.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Im drunk and horny and so glad Im off this whole weekend.

Sorry yor=ur having a rough night

 

[Veronica]

very rough night.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Is it at least going by fast or is time creeping?

 

[Veronica]

its going by kindof fast.. but its just the phones wont stop ringing.. Im getting soo tired talking to people!! I sooo want to scream at these damn idiots!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I hate working Fri and Sat nights! They are the worst of all! Its non stop!

 

[memento_mori]

ive got nightmares just imagining it

 

[Trance97]

The nuns at my work love me more and more everyday. Sometimes I think it's impossible for them to even consider firing me or something. But you never know. (knocks on wood)

 

[dt3]

Hey V, this reminded me of your job...

Dearborn lets cop quit without a drug charge in marijuana brownie case

This guy calls 911 because he thinks he and his wife are OD'ing on weed. Then asks them the score of the Red Wings game cuz he thinks he's hallucinating!

 

[Veronica]

Hey V, this reminded me of your job...

Dearborn lets cop quit without a drug charge in marijuana brownie case

This guy calls 911 because he thinks he and his wife are OD'ing on weed. Then asks them the score of the Red Wings game cuz he thinks he's hallucinating!

haha priceless!

ive had several people call and report someone stealing their weed, crack or whatever.. stupid damn people!

 

[dt3]

What's the funniset call you ever got?

 

[Veronica]

hmm.. I would have to say the one where the female called for her husband saying he had a really bad belly ache... Turns out she and her hubby were experiamenting and she stuck a POTATOE up his ass!!

Ive also had an open line on a cellphone from 3 guys that were having sex.. It was one of the guys first time and he kept saying it hurt and he was bleeding... basically whining like a baby.. (i thought I was gonna throw up on this call)

 

[UncleBacon]

work has been long for me lately...time is going slow and the work load is up

 

[dt3]

hmm.. I would have to say the one where the female called for her husband saying he had a really bad belly ache... Turns out she and her hubby were experiamenting and she stuck a POTATOE up his ass!!

Ive also had an open line on a cellphone from 3 guys that were having sex.. It was one of the guys first time and he kept saying it hurt and he was bleeding... basically whining like a baby.. (i thought I was gonna throw up on this call)

Hahahaha! Potato up his ass?????? I knew I shouldn't have asked....

 

[ouachiski]

my grandpa told me about a time when he was working in the hospital, the mayors son came in with a Mag Lite stuck up his pooper.....I shure hope it was a miny mag light cause them things are huge.