Everyone Cross Your Fingers..

[Maulds]

there is no way I am pretty enough or skinny enough.

I call bullshit

Everytime I see a new pic of you I become this guy

 

[UncleBacon]

I wonder

 

[UncleBacon]

how it turned out

 

[AUDRAA]

no shit she could have texted one of us

 

[UncleBacon]

I know what the hell

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'd like to get a text, holding my fingers like this hurts.

 

[UncleBacon]

whos more excited her or us for her haha

 

[GuesSAngel]

james you need a manicure lol

 

[UncleBacon]

while your bullshitting so do I

 

[TheOriginalJames]

james you need a manicure lol

haha I'll just rip them apart again anyway.

 

[UncleBacon]

I need a pedi too

 

[ouachiski]

I know you probably all ready know by now but good luck.

 

[GuesSAngel]

I need a pedi too

:yuk i don't like feet.

 

[UncleBacon]

I hate feet but its feels good when they massage my calves

 

[Veronica]

ok- news is..

I didnt get it. They had an Older woman do it instead.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

that sucks Vs. You could always try something else though. A little extra cash never hurts right?

 

[AUDRAA]

thats ok hun, thats a good thing you didnt look old enough for the part youre still the most beautiful and qualified in all of our eyes their loss

 

[Veronica]

Its all good. I just wasnt meant to be. Im not model material anyways.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Its all good. I just wasnt meant to be. Im not model material anyways.

I'd pay you to model. "Talent" agencies today don't know talent from their assholes. They want Lil Miss size one supreme perfecto. This is the reason I hate magazines like playboy, or entertainment magazines. Everything has to be touched up and perfect. Leave the models alone and let their natural beauty show and this world wouldn't be so cold and superficial.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

hey Vs i need a model...for umm...yeah i need a model to wash my car! wanna come do it? It doesn't pay but i promise ill help get your name out there and itll look good on your resume bikini required!