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when you wake up in the morning?
straight to pee, beeline to the coffee, turn on the boob tube?

me.... i beeline to the coffee-- i have it set to an automatic timer
 
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I turn off the alarm, then make a beeline to the little boys room
 
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I snooze my alarm, go for a pee, then lay bk down, sometimes til I really have to get up - having had pressed the button to snooze my alarm about 10 times! THEN I call my son to get ready, then go get a cup of tea.
 
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I slam my fist down on my alarms wishing they'd shut the fuck up. Then I wonder why the fuck I have to get up. Then i wonder where the fuck my clothes are.

Then I'm fucking grumpy as I head towards the bathroom, then I jump in the shower and stand there in the hot as fuck water.


Then by the time I'm dressed and leaving I'm in a decent mood but still wondering why the fuck I'm up. :)


Profanity and all - that's me. I hate mornings. lol
 
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No James, you lied - the 1st thing you and the other males do actually, is have wood first!:D
 
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I wake up, look at the ceiling for a second. Get up and stretch, yawn and fart. Then I Head to the bathroom. Turn on the shower, pop in a CD(usually tool or A Perfect Circle.) Then drop a deuce. After that, I hop in the shower, touch mytself and get dressed. I then head down stairs and to the kitchen. Make an english muffin and my lunch for the day. Check my offtopicz and wait for my home girl Beth.
 
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Boomer said:
I wake up, look at the ceiling for a second. Get up and stretch, yawn and fart. Then I Head to the bathroom. Turn on the shower, pop in a CD(usually tool or A Perfect Circle.) Then drop a deuce. After that, I hop in the shower, touch mytself and get dressed. I then head down stairs and to the kitchen. Make an english muffin and my lunch for the day. Check my offtopicz and wait for my home girl Beth.
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Oh Boomer, you had me in stitches reading this post from you - yet again!!! :D :D

You just crack me up - I had just clicked to this post of yrs, when I was just now talking to my OH - Of course, I knew I shouldn't have done, cos I knew that whatever you had to post, wld just crease me up to the verge of peeing myself! I did read it though, whilst drinking my Cappuccino and talking to him on the phone - well, trying to expalin was just making me laugh even more - he gave up bothering to try and get any sense out of me in the end!!!:D

He's out for the evening now, I'm not though:(

a) I have a cold still and am bit chesty (down boy! chesty frm the cold!!!), so not really up to going out, even though I dnt have my son home tonight, til tomorrow evening.

b) Not really anything to do anyway on a week night - no-one arnd.:(
 
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Yeah, we dnt know how we do Boom, it's such hard work tolerating you!!! *sweating like mad frm the struggle* :D ;)


Sorry, had to edit, it didn't make sense before, with what Boom said.
 
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