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Mrs Behavin

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Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a
bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred ... then she floored me.

She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before
that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up
and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the
front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five
minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this
situation. I headed straight out the front door ...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to
be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his
hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I
thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my
character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the
fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?:eek

Signed,

Confused in Carlstadt
 
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Magic P

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Sorry but it's funny. I think you should just keep it to yourself esp the fact that you were going to get a condom.
 
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Magic P

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Lol I think both are funny but I enjoyed the getting-the-condom bit. Thanks for being frank.
 
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