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lemon

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a couple of pictars:

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damn lemon how the hell you let all that shit get on your car! lol

heh, you drive down a road looking an interesting bird you've never seen around town..

and then notice that there is a truck behind you..

and then see movement out of the corner of your right eye... falling down..

and realize its bird shit

then realize its over your car...

then get pissed..

then laugh your ass off all the way home..

:ninja
 

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omfg that sucks. I remember one day when I was young I was riding my bike down the street, I was about 2 miles from home, and a bird shit on my face. That was a long ride home with a face full of shit. And that aint the "shittiest" story of my childhood. That one involves snow 3wheelers a knee board and an oxydation pond.
 

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god damn. who the hell soaked the bread they fed the bird with a laxative.

birds rarely ever shit on my car. only right after i wash it tho.
 

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Bwhahahahahahaha what the hell? Lemon how does one get that much shit on there car how long did it sit in the same place dude
 

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Bwhahahahahahaha what the hell? Lemon how does one get that much shit on there car how long did it sit in the same place dude

sitting under a toggle of trees doesnt even yeild that much bird shit! :eek

i was driving along a swap, and a bird just happened to fly over, and release the ordinance...:(
 
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