Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
1. Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
2. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
3. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
4. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
5. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
6. Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
7. Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
8. Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
9. Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
10. Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
11. Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
12. Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
13. Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
14. Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
15. Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
16. Sex with a nymphomaniac (or Ritzi) - more-gasms.
17. Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
18. Sex with a dermatologist – pore-gasms.
19. Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
20. Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
21. Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
22. Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
23. Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
24. Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
25. Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
26. Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms.
27. Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
28. Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
29. Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
30. Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
31. Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
32. Sex with someone who's not paying attention – Ignore-gasms.
33. Sex with a competitive partner - Score-gasms.
34. Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
35. Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
36. Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
37. Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms.
38. Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms. 39. Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
40. Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
41. Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
42. Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
43. Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
44. Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms.
45. Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
2. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
3. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
4. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
5. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
6. Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
7. Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
8. Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
9. Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
10. Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
11. Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
12. Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
13. Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
14. Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
15. Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
16. Sex with a nymphomaniac (or Ritzi) - more-gasms.
17. Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
18. Sex with a dermatologist – pore-gasms.
19. Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
20. Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
21. Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
22. Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
23. Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
24. Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
25. Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
26. Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms.
27. Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
28. Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
29. Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
30. Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
31. Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
32. Sex with someone who's not paying attention – Ignore-gasms.
33. Sex with a competitive partner - Score-gasms.
34. Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
35. Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
36. Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
37. Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms.
38. Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms. 39. Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
40. Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
41. Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
42. Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
43. Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
44. Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms.
45. Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
