Need Help!

[chish_boy]

I have got a painting contest on friday and i need your help!

Can someone please leave an idea for a painting that will ensure that i will WIN!!!!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

be a little more specific...is there anything in particular you have to paint?

 

[chish_boy]

um... its just a general painting contest, so anything will do...

all that really matters is that it has to be acrylic on canvas.

 

[BaggedSplash]

a giant penis

 

[andcuriouser]

I have got a painting contest on friday and i need your help!

Can someone please leave an idea for a painting that will ensure that i will WIN!!!!

That attitude alone will keep your painting from winning...

Art is an emotion. You can't change that, and anyone who tries to create an emotionless piece will end up with something flat that doesn't move people at all.

Good art moves people. It says something, sings something, screams something. Expressing yourself through art is both the most selfish and selfless thing you can do.

On that note: paint whatever the hell you want. I hope someone truly passionate about art wins that contest.

 

[OUZBnd]

go to McDonalds, thats where all the art majors work! lol... jk

 

[andcuriouser]

go to McDonalds, thats where all the art majors work! lol... jk

Psh. I've got an art degree. I'm not at McDonalds!

 

[OUZBnd]

Thats right... where is it you are working again?

 

[andcuriouser]

... I don't.

Oh, shut up.

 

[OUZBnd]

let me refrase my previous statement then. You might also check the unemployment office...

 

[andcuriouser]

Yeah, but I'm not "unemployed". I'm a "freelance artist" who doesn't sell much.

I've got a nice fiance who pays the rent.

My point is just that, art is such an emotional thing. You can't really force it to work for you.

 

[chish_boy]

That attitude alone will keep your painting from winning...

Art is an emotion. You can't change that, and anyone who tries to create an emotionless piece will end up with something flat that doesn't move people at all.

Good art moves people. It says something, sings something, screams something. Expressing yourself through art is both the most selfish and selfless thing you can do.

On that note: paint whatever the hell you want. I hope someone truly passionate about art wins that contest.[/quote]

I am a passionate painter. If you had seen some of my previous paintings, you would not have a doubt about that fact.

I know i have the potential to win, just not the ideas.

 

[Tylo16]

I POSTED 1ST AND MINE SAID:Yeah,Cheat.

 

[hhayes]

how do you cheat in a painting contest???

good luck chish i'm sure you'll do fine

 

[Tim]

Here you go, this is how you cheat... Happy shopping.

 

[sharpies]

Hey Leland, I reckon your art looks pretty darn good. Don't worry about not being famous - in the art world, it helps if you're dead first & I'm sure you don't want to go there just yet.

Allan

 

[Rusteh]

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